Alice (to Bob): Linda's back! Linda left town after beating Alice to a pulp in Fifteen Minutes, earlier this season.
(Bob tells Alice that he's being assessed; observers will be watching their sessions) Bob: I need you to shine this week. Alice: What do I do? Bob: Nothing. Just when they're sitting in on our sessions, you just be yourself. Alice: Okay, I can do that! Bob: Good, I've written down what we're going to talk about, so if you could memorize that... (he hands her a script) Alice: What happened to being myself? Bob: Well, I don't want you to be ~too much~ like yourself, Alice. I'm looking for a promotion here!
(about Linda) Alice: I'm not playing paintball with that felon! She'll have a gun! Bob: You'll have one too.
John: I don't want you to think of me as your boss... Mr. Polaski: I don't. John: None of this boss, employee nonsense. Just call me 'John' and I'll call you 'Stanley.' Mr. Polaski: You'll call me 'Mr. Polaski.' John: Mr. ...okay, Mr. Polaski.
John: Hey, you got any more of those jokes? Mr. Polaski: You want to hear a joke? You're my boss... ha ha ha.
Mr. Polaski: You're going to Cuba? John: Uh... we've been bought out by a candle conglomerate. Uh... they heard we were a real up-and-comer. I've been asked to run things. Mr. Polaski: In Cuba. John: Yeah. So, uh, we have to start packing, right away, the whole family is going... Mr. Polaski: To Cuba. John: Candle capital of the world, my friend.
Mac: Bob, you can't keep coming by like this... and the phone call have got to stop!
John: Everything okay? Alice: Yeah, I'm just worried about whether I did the right thing. John: Life's going to throw some curve balls your way, Alice; things you won't want to face. Just remember, there's no problem so big you can't run away from it.
(John is wearing his bathrobe and interviewing candle candidates) Mr. Polaski: Who are you supposed to be, Hugh Hefner's nephew or something? Hugh Hefner (1926 - ) is the founder of Playboy magazine, and famous for lounging at his mansion with beautiful women while wearing his silk robe.
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