Alice, I Think

Season 1 Episode 9

Paintball

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Aired Sunday 7:00 PM Aug 13, 2006 on CTV

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  • Quotes

    • (Bob tells Alice that he's being assessed; observers will be watching their sessions)
      Bob: I need you to shine this week.
      Alice: What do I do?
      Bob: Nothing. Just when they're sitting in on our sessions, you just be yourself.
      Alice: Okay, I can do that!
      Bob: Good, I've written down what we're going to talk about, so if you could memorize that... (he hands her a script)
      Alice: What happened to being myself?
      Bob: Well, I don't want you to be ~too much~ like yourself, Alice. I'm looking for a promotion here!

    • (about Linda)
      Alice: I'm not playing paintball with that felon! She'll have a gun!
      Bob: You'll have one too.

    • John: I don't want you to think of me as your boss...
      Mr. Polaski: I don't.
      John: None of this boss, employee nonsense. Just call me 'John' and I'll call you 'Stanley.'
      Mr. Polaski: You'll call me 'Mr. Polaski.'
      John: Mr. ...okay, Mr. Polaski.

    • John: Hey, you got any more of those jokes?
      Mr. Polaski: You want to hear a joke? You're my boss... ha ha ha.

    • Mr. Polaski: You're going to Cuba?
      John: Uh... we've been bought out by a candle conglomerate. Uh... they heard we were a real up-and-comer. I've been asked to run things.
      Mr. Polaski: In Cuba.
      John: Yeah. So, uh, we have to start packing, right away, the whole family is going...
      Mr. Polaski: To Cuba.
      John: Candle capital of the world, my friend.

    • Mac: Bob, you can't keep coming by like this... and the phone call have got to stop!

    • John: Everything okay?
      Alice: Yeah, I'm just worried about whether I did the right thing.
      John: Life's going to throw some curve balls your way, Alice; things you won't want to face. Just remember, there's no problem so big you can't run away from it.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • (John is wearing his bathrobe and interviewing candle candidates)
      Mr. Polaski: Who are you supposed to be, Hugh Hefner's nephew or something?

      Hugh Hefner (1926 - ) is the founder of Playboy magazine, and famous for lounging at his mansion with beautiful women while wearing his silk robe.

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