Geraldine: And of course, I've been a committed vegan since 1987.
Diane: Hm? Nothing!
Geraldine: You... (makes exaggerated coughing sound).
Diane: No, no, no, no! I'm sure you just forgot to mention your meat-eating sessions at Fat Freddy's Steak & Ribs. Geraldine, honey, it's okay. A little hypocrisy is nothing to be ashamed of.
Geraldine: Well, speaking of hypocrisy, how many true feminists take their husband's last name? (everyone nods)
Diane: My maiden name was "Boobie"... I got sick of the teasing.