Alice: Abelard, hey, are Mark and Becky a... you know...?
Abelard: A couple? Yeah, but they're having problems right now.
Alice: They are?
Abelard: But I'm sure Jesus's love will get them through these rough waters.
Alice: Or, they'll realize that Jesus never meant for them to be together in the first place.
(Abelard looks shocked)
Alice: ...Or what you said.