Alice (Mini-Series) Season 1 Episode 2

Hatter: When is a raven like a writing desk? The clockwork's not ticking properly. Maybe crumbs in the butter.

Caterpillar: Mix the wrong feelings together, the right kind of bad with the wrong kind of good, and you'll wind up with a total breakdown.

Hatter: Don't you care what's happening here? All the people's lives who are getting ripped apart by the Queen.
Alice: Of course I do. I'm one of them.
Hatter: Then give the resistance a chance.
Alice: I met those guys already.
Hatter: One arm of the organization, that was. If we get to the top man, he'll help us.

Caterpillar: The Oysters, your people, are contaminating our world. They must go back, dead or alive, before it's too late.
Alice: What does my dad have to do with that?
Caterpillar: He's the only one who can release them.

Alice: (holds out her hand) The ring.
Queen of Hearts: Are you mad? I'd sooner have you cut off my finger.
Alice: That can be arranged.
Hatter: (to Ten of Clubs) Do you have a knife? (Ten hands him a knife) Thank you.
Jack: Make sure it's a clean cut. We don't want any blood on the ring.

Queen of Hearts: (to Suits) Don't just stand there, idiots. Arrest her.
Alice: Take a good look at your queen first. Make sure she's really worth fighting for.

King of Hearts: Don't you see? I did all this for you. There never was anyone else. I would've conquered the world for one smile.
Queen of Hearts: Don't be so sentimental.
King of Hearts: Have I ever said no to you?

White Knight: Alice of Legend, your presence in this world is no accident. You are here for a reason.
Alice: Please, Charlie, it's just plain Alice.
White Knight: Just Plain Alice, I will stand at your side, shoulder to shoulder, knee to...
Hatter: Charlie! Now's not such a good time.
Alice: You guys shouldn't have come. You could get yourselves killed.
Hatter: Did you give the ring up, Alice?
Alice: Look, I have things under control.
Hatter: You tried to cut a deal with the Queen, didn't you?
Alice: I was getting close.
Hatter: Getting close?! Maybe I'm wrong, but negotiations didn't appear to be going so well.
Alice: Well, I need more time.
Hatter: For what?! You really think the Queen's just gonna send you and your boyfriend home?
Alice: No.
Hatter: No, of course not.
Alice: Because he's her son.
Hatter: The prince? Jack Heart? Jack Heart is your boyfriend?!

White Knight: I shall miss you, Alice of Legend.

Hatter: Don't tell me you trust this guy.
Alice: He knows where my dad is.
Hatter: He'll say anything to get his hands on the ring.
Alice: He hasn't asked for the ring. He doesn't want the ring. Do you Jack?
Jack: Yes, I do.
Alice: You do?
Hatter: It's just all an act.
Jack: We need the ring to get you home. The looking glass won't work without it.

Alice: You're going to join them aren't you? Fight alongside them?
Hatter: As Dodo said I've made my life playing both sides of the court. It's the only way I could stay alive. I made the Hearts think I was working for them, while I fed their enemies. Those days are over.

King of Hearts: Number Ten, you explain.
Ten of Clubs: No, but your majesty is so good at explaining things.
Queen of Hearts: Number Ten!
Ten of Clubs: Um, you see, Jack appears to have disappeared.

Alice: What will I do? If I get stuck here?
Hatter: Then I'll make sure you're okay.

Jack: (about the stick Hatter has) You think you can take me on with that?
Hatter: I'm not an old man.
Charlie: Oi!
Alice: Look, nobody is fighting unless it is me; and I am a black belt, remember?

Jack: So who are you going to trust to get you and your father back home? A resistance insider and future king, who's already scheduled your return trip through the looking glass, who cares for you more than anyone else in the world. Or this man?

Hatter: I wish you all the luck in the world, Alice.
Alice: You're coming with us, Hatter.
Hatter: I don't think I figure in the future king's plans.

Hatter: You're following them.
Charlie: So are you. Don't you shake your head at me, when I gave you Guinevere you said you were going to hide out in the hills, well, these are not the hills.
Hatter: Come on then.

Hatter: Anyways, I wanted to say, goodbye.
Alice: Goodbye.
Hatter: And, if you, you know, ever fancy coming back…
Alice: You want me to stay?
Hatter: Hell no. No, you, think you should go home.
Alice: Yeah, yeah I've had enough of Wonderland for a lifetime.
Hatter: Yes, I am sure you have, right? Still, we had a laugh. You know, had some good times. Obviously among all the bad times.
Alice: Yeah, yeah we did.