Alice (Mini-Series)

Hatter: When is a raven like a writing desk? The clockwork's not ticking properly. Maybe crumbs in the butter.

Caterpillar: Mix the wrong feelings together, the right kind of bad with the wrong kind of good, and you'll wind up with a total breakdown.

Hatter: Don't you care what's happening here? All the people's lives who are getting ripped apart by the Queen. Alice: Of course I do. I'm one of them. Hatter: Then give the resistance a chance. Alice: I met those guys already. Hatter: One arm of the organization, that was. If we get to the top man, he'll help us.

Caterpillar: The Oysters, your people, are contaminating our world. They must go back, dead or alive, before it's too late. Alice: What does my dad have to do with that? Caterpillar: He's the only one who can release them.

Alice: (holds out her hand) The ring. Queen of Hearts: Are you mad? I'd sooner have you cut off my finger. Alice: That can be arranged. Hatter: (to Ten of Clubs) Do you have a knife? (Ten hands him a knife) Thank you. Jack: Make sure it's a clean cut. We don't want any blood on the ring.

Queen of Hearts: (to Suits) Don't just stand there, idiots. Arrest her. Alice: Take a good look at your queen first. Make sure she's really worth fighting for.

King of Hearts: Don't you see? I did all this for you. There never was anyone else. I would've conquered the world for one smile. Queen of Hearts: Don't be so sentimental. King of Hearts: Have I ever said no to you?

White Knight: Alice of Legend, your presence in this world is no accident. You are here for a reason. Alice: Please, Charlie, it's just plain Alice. White Knight: Just Plain Alice, I will stand at your side, shoulder to shoulder, knee to... Hatter: Charlie! Now's not such a good time. Alice: You guys shouldn't have come. You could get yourselves killed. Hatter: Did you give the ring up, Alice? Alice: Look, I have things under control. Hatter: You tried to cut a deal with the Queen, didn't you? Alice: I was getting close. Hatter: Getting close?! Maybe I'm wrong, but negotiations didn't appear to be going so well. Alice: Well, I need more time. Hatter: For what?! You really think the Queen's just gonna send you and your boyfriend home? Alice: No. Hatter: No, of course not. Alice: Because he's her son. Hatter: The prince? Jack Heart? Jack Heart is your boyfriend?!

White Knight: I shall miss you, Alice of Legend.

Hatter: Don't tell me you trust this guy. Alice: He knows where my dad is. Hatter: He'll say anything to get his hands on the ring. Alice: He hasn't asked for the ring. He doesn't want the ring. Do you Jack? Jack: Yes, I do. Alice: You do? Hatter: It's just all an act. Jack: We need the ring to get you home. The looking glass won't work without it.

Alice: You're going to join them aren't you? Fight alongside them? Hatter: As Dodo said I've made my life playing both sides of the court. It's the only way I could stay alive. I made the Hearts think I was working for them, while I fed their enemies. Those days are over.

King of Hearts: Number Ten, you explain. Ten of Clubs: No, but your majesty is so good at explaining things. Queen of Hearts: Number Ten! Ten of Clubs: Um, you see, Jack appears to have disappeared.

Alice: What will I do? If I get stuck here? Hatter: Then I'll make sure you're okay.

Jack: (about the stick Hatter has) You think you can take me on with that? Hatter: I'm not an old man. Charlie: Oi! Alice: Look, nobody is fighting unless it is me; and I am a black belt, remember?

Jack: So who are you going to trust to get you and your father back home? A resistance insider and future king, who's already scheduled your return trip through the looking glass, who cares for you more than anyone else in the world. Or this man?

Hatter: I wish you all the luck in the world, Alice. Alice: You're coming with us, Hatter. Hatter: I don't think I figure in the future king's plans.

Hatter: You're following them. Charlie: So are you. Don't you shake your head at me, when I gave you Guinevere you said you were going to hide out in the hills, well, these are not the hills. Hatter: Come on then.

Hatter: Anyways, I wanted to say, goodbye. Alice: Goodbye. Hatter: And, if you, you know, ever fancy coming back… Alice: You want me to stay? Hatter: Hell no. No, you, think you should go home. Alice: Yeah, yeah I've had enough of Wonderland for a lifetime. Hatter: Yes, I am sure you have, right? Still, we had a laugh. You know, had some good times. Obviously among all the bad times. Alice: Yeah, yeah we did.