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Claire: (with Raja fainted on the floor). So is Raja like dead?
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Justin: (Voiceover) That night, dinner was tense, but Raja didn't notice, he was too busy practicing surgery on his chicken.
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Claire: Imagine that, Mom! A woman who works!
Franny: Excuse me!?
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Young Justin: (after putting a basketball in his shirt) Look daddy! I'm pregnant! I'm gonna have a baby out of my vagina!
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Justin: I'll be taking care of my children and making sure that my household is happy and comfortable, like Mom!
Claire: So basically, you want to sit around, do nothing, and watch your ass get fat.
Franny: Claire! (Justin and Claire laugh) Justin!
Raja: Look, it not even really a job, it is nothing!
Franny: Raja!
Raja: Sorry, in Pakistan not here!
Claire: Basically, you're saying you want to be a maid, but you don't want to be paid for it.
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Claire: (after Franny glances at her) What was that?
Franny: What?
Claire: Staring at me!
Franny: I-I wasn't.
Claire: (yelling) You are so judgmental!!
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Teacher: If you screw up your SATs, you may as well kiss your future goodbye.