Aliens in America

(After Franny tells Gary about her little fender bender and leaving a note on the car) Gary: What if this hybrid owner isn't as moral as us? I mean, the reason they drive those golf carts is because they feel guilty about something. Franny: Oprah Winfrey has a hybrid, end of discussion.

Justin: Is she okay? Is my mom alright? Mr. Matthews: Calm down, Tolchuck. If something were seriously wrong, I would've found you myself, which reminds me, you know which class Kenny Henderson's in? Justin: What? No! Mr. Matthews: Mmm...I would not want to be him right now.

Franny: Gar, speed through the commercial. Raja: I do not think it is right to not watch the commercials. Commercials are how we pay for the show. Otherwise, I think we are stealing.

Franny: C'mon kids! We're going to be late for school. I'll meet you outside. (walks out) Claire: Why does she think she's taking us to school? I thought we put an end to that. Raja: I may have suggested that it would be convenient if she picked us up and dropped us off today. Justin: Yeah, convenient for the people wondering whether or not to beat us up. Raja: Look, in Pakistan, it is an honor to be dropped off by your parents. (Claire and Justin give weird looks) Okay, it is not cool there either, but the bus is so dirty!

Justin: (Voiceover) They say you should try to apreciate the here and now because you never know when something horrible's going to happen. Franny: Great news, Justin! Justin: (voiceover) And here it is now.