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Gary: Look, son. It's okay to suck, but it's not okay to quit.
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Justin: (to Gary) How many times is too many times to masturbate
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Franny: Now listen up, Grandma. You go near my husband again and I'll take you out. Go Muskies!
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Raja: Just remember who you are, Justin Tolchuck, for there is evil in that fish.
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Gary: (While thinking about Helen's meatloaf) Which was much more moist than Franny's.
Franny: Excuse me?
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Justin: (Voiceover) So Raja gave them the fish. And he was awesome, wild, inhibited.
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Raja: (After Justin barfs in his backpack). No, no. Why in there? Why in my book bag?
Justin: I'm sorry. It just came out.
Raja: There were so many other options. (some outside commotion goes on) There is a bin, a trash can, the boy's bathroom is right there. Huh? (Justin barfs in the backpack again) Again, huh? Really? Have I done something? Are you mad at me for some reason, Justin?
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Justin: (the cheerleaders are dancing around) It looks like a tampon commercial. (voiceover) Just in case you don't know, tampon commercials are awesome!
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Justin: I've made a huge mistake.
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Justin: My dad returned home that night, exhilarated from a hard day's work at a place he didn't work.