We find out that Mr. Matthews' first name is Carl.
Raja: Sir, you should know that you are not going to find any evidence of terrorism. But you are going to find some very bad things on there. And that is because I used my computer to visit naughty websites of naked women.
Franny: You look at pornography?
Raja: Oh yes! It is very exciting to me to see women being made to flaunt themselves. And sometimes, I imagine that it is I who am taking the pictures. That is, of course, after I've tricked them into believing that I am M Night Shyamalan.
Justin: (voiceover) Raja, meanwhile, had decided that if he actually built a model rocket, he wouldn't be lying.
Salesman: Can I help you, son?
Raja: Yes please. I need some flame-resistant wadding, reinforced cylinders, a really long fuse, detonation caps, and a radio-controlled timing device or simple alarm clock.
Salesman: Can you, uh, wait right here?
(Runs away in a panic)
Raja: Certainly, sir.
Justin: (voiceover) The only real freedom I ever got was once a week at Rocket Club, which didn't even exist. You see, Craig, Dooley, and me just made it up as a cover one time 'cause we wanted to see Charlize Theron naked in the movie North Country.
Dooley: Who told you there was nudity in this?
Craig: Look at her, she's filthy. I mean, eventually she has to shower.
Justin: (voiceover) Turns out, strip mining was not what we thought it was...
Raja: Rocket club was... um... the grandest club in the whole school!
Justin: Yes, I agree.
Raja: And tonight, we built the largest model rocket that has ever been built in any such a club!
Raja: Ten feet tall, (motioning) this big around.
Franny: Why, I hope that's not dangerous.
Raja: Oh it is. Mrs. Tolchuck, it is very dangerous.
Franny: Well, are they going to send you home with permission slips or what?
Raja: We already have an Everest mountain of permission slips!
Justin: Yeah, we left them there and I'm ready to pass out hungry. You said you were hungry too, right?
Raja: Yes, I am famished because we have built such a glorious rocket and next week, we will be taking pictures for our website and also unveiling our brand new uniforms!
Gary: (to Franny about Justin looking at porn) Um, all guys look at that kind of thing...until they grow out of it.
Mr. Matthews: Can we make this fast? I'm entertaining a lady friend in my convertible... top down!
Claire: Dad, you're still not finished? I want to be a cheerleader this year!
Gary: It's a lot to read after three beers!
Gary: (opening a drawer) Ah, another one full of action figures! I used to beat up kids like this!
Franny: (holding up a shirt with the Canadian flag on it) Gary, is this the marijuana leaf?
Gary: I think it's the Canadian flag.
Franny: There was a boy on the bus smoking marijuana?
Justin: I'm on the toilet!
Franny: Don't try and change the subject, mister!
Raja: Does the Emancipation Proclamation apply to all slaves or just those in the South?
Mr. Lester: (hesitating) That's more of a college question.
Justin: (voiceover) My mom thought bringing in an exchange student would improve my status at school, but change was slow to come.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Klub mladých výzkumníků (Club of the Young Researchers)
Original International Airdates:
Latin America: September 26, 2008 on Canal Warner
Turkey: September 23, 2009 on CNBC-e
Czech Republic: January 24, 2010 on Prima COOL
Music featured in this episode:
"Good Excuse" by John Butler Trio
"Sold Me Out Again" by Stephen Robert Philips Tim P
"The Devil" by The Rapture
"Torn And Shaken" by Stephen Robert Philips Tim P
"Victory March" by Unknown
"Washington Post March (Badly Played)" by Unknown
Raja: Oh yes! It is very exciting to me to see women being made to flaunt themselves. And sometimes, I imagine that it is I who am taking the pictures. That is, of course, after I've tricked them into believing that I am M. Night Shyamalan.
M. Night Shyamalan, is a notable writer-director of major studio films, well known for making movies like The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable or Signs.