Aliens in America

Mindy: Hi. Justin: Hi Mindy: Do you know why I'm here? It's not a secret, but do you know? Justin: For Raja? Mindy: Oh my God, yes! For Raja! Don't tell anyone! I mean I just don't know if I'm supposed to tell anybody yet. We're kinda falling in love. Justin: What? Mindy: I totally had an X-rated dream about him last night. Or maybe not X, but NC-17, or is that worse? Maybe it was R. Anyway, in the dream, he was shirtless. Justin: Shirtless? Raja? Mindy: And he rode up on this steed. Justin: You mean a horse. Mindy: I think it was a stallion.

Mindy: We like each other, don't we Raja? Raja: Sort of but… Mindy: No "buts" then Raja. Let's not have "buts." Raja: But I have a "but", Mindy and it is a big "but."

Justin: (Voiceover) I've always loved fortune cookies. You reach into the bowl and randomly select something that applies to you and only you.

(Raja comes by) Mindy: Oh my God! My face is so red. My face is beat red! I'm so embarrassed! Justin: So am I.