Feng Shui Master: Did someone try to fix the feng shui in this house without a compass.
Grandma: (pauses) Yyesss, (then points at Casey) the little white girl.
(Casey looks like a deer in headlights)
Grandma: (turns back to Feng Shui Master) I'm sorry. I did it.
Mr. Kim: Many successful men started out in retail. Sears. Roebuck. Me.
Mrs. Kim: Then how come proud parents always say 'My son the doctor', but never, 'My son the retailer'.
Mr. Kim: People say that. I'm sure my mother said that many times.
Grandma: (shaking head) No, I never said that.
Who's the Boss
This title is taken directly from the Tony Danza show Who's the Boss.
Margaret and Ruthie pretend to be two of Charlie's Angels while preparing for a Charlie's Angels marathon. Later Margaret gleans a bit of wisdom from the show.