All Grown Up!

Dil: (talking to the ants) Be unique! Be unusual! You don't need the queen to tell you what to do, free democracy!

Lil: I did my best, but pop stars like Emica simply don't perform at weddings, especially theoretical, 15-years-in-the-future ones. Girl: My imaginary dream wedding ruined! I'll never get married now. (Runs off crying) Guy: Whew. Thanks.

Tommy: Dil, what are you... Dil: Tommy, you've got to break away. You're turning BLEC-anese! I really think so!

Lil: Mom? Chas: She's middle-aged. (Betty pokes him with her elbow) Chas: Ow! I mean, uh, from the Middle Ages. It's Medival Madness Monday. Betty: Huzzah.

Dil: Sorry I'm late, but I have exciting news. I just motivated a withering rose to bloom, yeah! It took a few hours and some sunlight and some water, but I did it. And I came up with a great motivational slogan: "Don't get down, get up!"

(About Tommy's "Scummy Laundry" movie) Kimi: I, uh... found the clothes hamper lacking in focus compared to the tyranny of the washing machine. Lil: It wasn't bad... much. Phil: Great... orange sock effect. Uh... orange is this year's white. Chuckie: Maybe it needed a car chase. You know, um, with someone driving faster and faster, with the wind ripping through his har, faster and faster, and he can't get enough. Um... and he drives to a laundromat. Tommy: You guys just didn't get it. Kimi: Because it made no sense.

Dil: Whoa. I hoped to get "Earth's ambassador to Alpha Centauri," but no, I get something weird -- "motivational speaker." Well... I do have inspiring stuff to tell the world about our alien brethren, talking plants, the medicinal properties of marshmellow pizza. Just think, millions will be on the edge of their seats just waiting to hear what I have to say next. (Realizes everyone left) Uh... guys?

Chuckie: (Reading test results) "Race car driver"? (Everyone laughs) Phil: Aren't you the guy who thinks escalators go too fast?

Mr. Beaker: Don't forget to take your career aptitude test at the end. Mine uncannily predicted that due to my natural charsima and effervescence, I was meant to mold young minds.

Phil: I'm going to be a botanist. Lil: Do you even know what that is? Phil: No, but their booth has funnel cake.

Kimi: (Holding a video) The hero's character arc only went from happy to happier. It's like it was made for two-year-olds. Lil: Uh, Kimi, it's the Dummi Bears movie.

Lil: Kimi, did you see the school paper? People wrote in reviewing your reviews. Kimi: Pretentious, boring. Forget it, everyone's a critic.