All Grown Up!

Tommy: Stay right here, Grandpa. Don't go anywhere. Grandpa Boris: Don't have any fun, you mean.

Phil: (About Whiplash Gorge) The stuff of dreams. Chuckie: Bad dreams. Kimi: You'd have to be crazy to go on this thing. Who's first?!

Kimi: (On walkie-talkie) Team Leader Alpha to Team Leader Delta. Report. Over. Lil: This is Team Leader Delta. Over. Kimi: Lil, what happened to Phil? Lil: I relieved him of command. He was being an idiot.

Security Chief: All right, you know why you're here. Don't steal, et cetera. Just watch this video about pool rules and you can go. Tommy: Sir, we can explain. Security Chief: Please don't.

Dil: Okay, I'm an old dude with whacked-out vision. Where do I go? (Looks in trash can) Boris?!

Dil: You know, we could still go. Tommy: How? Dil: He can't see. We'll park him somewhere, and tell him he's at the senior center. Tommy: Dil, if mom and dad found out, we'd be toast. Actually, we'd be lucky to be toast. We'd be the burnt stuff scraped off the toast.

Dil: Did you happen to notice where this bus goes? (Tommy looks at the other passengers) Tommy: Slosh Mountain? No way. Grandpa Boris: Pish Mountain -- what's that? Tommy: Uh... nothing, Grandpa.

Phil: Ten bucks says I can throw up more times than anyone here. Kimi: You're on. Lil: Don't do it, Kimi. He has a wicked gag reflex.

Lil: What is it, Chuck? Chuckie: Just reading the fine print. Specifically, that Slosh Mountain is not responsible for extreme bodily harm. Phil: Ah, you know lawyers. Always so worried about losing limbs.

Susie: Uh, mom, don't you think this hem line's a little '90s? 1890s?

Didi: Enough. You want to be treated more like adults? Well, with that comes responsibility. Dil: Whoa... wait. I think there's been some confusion here. I don't need to be treated like an adult. That was Tommy's deal.

Didi: So, you two have to pick up Grandpa Boris from the optometrist. Dil: No! Tommy: Mom, how can you do this to us?! You're going to deny us Slosh Mountain so you can work a blood drive? That is so... so selfish.

Stu: (To Didi) This isn't going to be easy. But don't worry, I can handle it. (To Tommy & Dil) Boys, I, uh... your mother wants to talk to you.

Tommy: Not to mention they finally re-opened Whiplash Gorge. Phil: After settling all thse pesky lawsuits.