All Grown Up!

Lil: It's a journal! Chuckie: No, nothing broken. Thanks for asking!

Angelica: Dil, whatever happened to your freaky friend, Bean?!

Howard: Maybe we'll come back next year. Betty: Not happening!

Chuckie: I can't even wreck things right! Tommy: Good thing for me.

Dil: If only this rock could talk. The things it would say.

Tommy: My dad disappeared and I'm still filming my movie!

Tommy: You know, if we go in, we may never come out! (Phil & Lil nod their heads)

Tommy: No offense, Dil, but there's something weird about your friend. Dil: I know. Isn't it awesome?!

Tommy: I risked our lives because I'm... obsessed!

Tommy: Don't go agro on us, Chuckie!

Dil: Hallelujah. Brother Bean found the way!

Tommy: The only scary thing about this place is that we'll be performing the worst play in history in front of a live audience!

Phil: Bye, shelly. It's been real... painful.

Susie: Chance, who's the main character in the play? Chance: Eliza Lockheart. Angelica: That's who I'll be playing. Susie & Howard: You wish! (Angelica & Susie look at Howard in a strange way)

(Talking to Angelica) Susie: I see your ego is fat - with a capital "F"!

Phil: No, mom. Leave it. I don't wanna miss out on anything. Pain is part of the camp experience. Betty: You wanna walk around with a snapping turtle on your foot?!

Charlotte: I just had a kidney surgery. Stu: I never knew a kidney surgery was on her face!

Angelica: Summer ain't over 'til the fat lady sings.

Chuckie: They're picking us off like flies! The pioneers are gonna get us, Tommy! They're gonna get us all!

Chuckie: (Holding on the tree branch) If I let go, will I fall into a wormhole, blackhole, or a pit full of snakes? Tommy: (Replying to Chuckie's questions) No. No. Not sure about the last one.

Bean: (Tommy and the rest are finishing the video at Tommy's house, but Bean comes on screen) Ain't never got no brain or nothin'.

Tommy: Do you know what this means? Dil: Our dad has become the first victim in the mind-draining plot of the zombie settlers? (Pauses) Awesome!

Tommy: You missed rehearsal practice. Chance is gonna' make you scrape gum off the theater seats. Dil: He calls that punishment? This camp rocks! Not to mention the fact that Bigfoot and all his friends are hanging around here! Tommy: If I didn't know you better, I'd swear you grew up next to a power plant. Dil: That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Dil: Wouldn't it be WEIRD if we turned into ghosts like the settlers? That would be choice one, option two would be that we get our brains sucked out by zombies.

Chuckie: (Fishing) I got something! I got a -- (Pulls in his line to reveal an accordian dangling off the hook) Another thing to cross off my list.

Woman: (In the audience) Oh, I get it! He went missing! Man: (In the audience, sarcastically) Thanks for clearing that up.

Tommy: (After talking to Ellie) That's scary. Phil: The zombie thing? Tell me about it. Tommy: No, the triple negative thing. "Like they don't never got no brain or anything." Not easy to say, but fun to pull off.

Randy: If Charlotte's skin was pulled any tighter, her eyes would be on the side of her head!

Lil: (Panting heavily) Hiking bites. Kimi: You said it. (Both see Bean walking towards them; they straighten up) Chance: You girls need a rest? Kimi: No way. Lil: I could go for miles! (Bean and Chance leave; Lil faints)

Lil: Is Bean going? Dil: He's leading the way! Lil: I'm in!

Angelica: (In the play) Who's that a knockin'? Susie: I don't know, all of the town folk are here! Didi: Maybe it's a snake, or a sales person! Randy: Or a bear!

(Bean turns around with his red eyes) Phil: Uh, is fire engine red a natural eye color? Lil: Funny, I thought his eyes were blue...

(Charlotte runs away) Phil: She's a sitting duck. Dil: Can you say, "Victim Number 2"?

Stu: (Looking at Pioneer Rock) It's as smooth and shiny as Charlotte's new forehead. Charlotte: (Giggles) You really think so? (Later) Charlotte: You were wrong, Stu. This thing puts my forehead to shame!

Dil: Blame it on the rock, bro. It worked for me.

Dil: (To Tommy) So young. So cynical.

Tommy: (To Chuckie) You're a good friend. Chuckie: Yeah, well that and a quarter will get me a sweet and sour jawbreaker with a bubblegum center!

Tommy: Do you realize that three people are missing, and I'm still taping my movie? What does that say about me? Phil: That you care more about your movie than your friends and family? Lil: (Angrily) Phillip!

Phil: (Trying to move a cart full of rocks) Geez, what's in this thing? Rocks?

Chuckie: Miners used to find their way out of caves by marking their paths. Tommy: They marked their paths with bunnies? Chuckie: (Pauses) It was the only thing I knew how to draw!

Susie: (Singing in play) It ain't like the brochure. The streets they said are paved with gold, are paved with horse manure.

Lil: (Reading the diary) I regret this will be my last entry, as my fingers are fro.... Phil: What's 'fro'? Lil: Frozen!

(Dil is pretending to be a stalker, on the phone with Lil) Dil: Are you happy with your travel minutes? Are you sure you aren't interested in our free nights and weekends plan? Are you sure you locked all the doors? ... Even the doggy door?!

Ellie: They's all stupid like...like they don't ever got no brain or nothing.

Dil: Seriously, how many people have a ghost for a best friend? Phil: Uh... maybe six. Seven tops.

Ellie: And they ain't never comin' back with no brain.

Charlotte: Stu! Oh, Stu! If you're a zombie already, cough twice!

Howard: When I set out on the trail out west, they promised me paradise. I bought their gig. Hook, line, and sinker, now I've paid the price!