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Lil: (About Phil) I am so going to kill him.
Tommy: And to think it all started over the you-know-what.
Chuckie: Which you don't know and I don't know, and only they know what's what. What?
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Susie: What do you call those things before CDs?
Randy: Records.
Susie: Yeah.
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Chas: Wow, renewing your wedding vows. Oh, how romantic, Betty.
Betty: Romantic my caboose. It's just time for a new set of rules. You know, like "love, honor, and wear a snore guard." Heh.
Chas: Ah. So, did you buy a new wedding gown?
Betty: Are you nuts? I just let the old one out a little. (Pause) Okay, a lot.
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Susie: (After answering a question in Russian) Uh, did I just sing that?
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Susie: Am I, or am I not a no-fail kinda girl? AND I AM NOT STRESSED!!
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Lil: Three words, Phillip: you... know... what.
Phil: Here's my three words, Lillian: you... signed... this. (Holds up contract)
Lil: I... don't... care.
Phil: You... can't... do... uh, that!
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Lil: (To Phil) I demand that you break up with Jeffrey immediately.