Chas: Wow, renewing your wedding vows. Oh, how romantic, Betty.
Betty: Romantic my caboose. It's just time for a new set of rules. You know, like "love, honor, and wear a snore guard." Heh.
Chas: Ah. So, did you buy a new wedding gown?
Betty: Are you nuts? I just let the old one out a little. (Pause) Okay, a lot.