All Grown Up! Season 1 Episode 2

Susie: Do you still have this cute top…
Lisa: Don't push your luck, girl.

Angelica: Everyone's credit.

Betty: Have you cracked your nut?
Chas: Actually, Betty, I think it was my spine.
(Later)
Chas: Betty, would you mind taking me to the emergency room ... again?

Chuckie: See, I'm vanilla. Crustless vanilla Finster. I was gonna get the chocolate mango swirl bar, but no! I chickened out at the last minute.
Tommy: Actually, Chuckie, you chickened out at the first minute. But hey, be tight with that.
Chuckie: But I want to be tight with a different Chuckie. The Chuck. A Chuck who takes risk, a Chuck who flirts with danger.

Tommy: Come on Chuck, how long does it take to copy your butt?
Chuckie: I wasn't sure if I was letter or legal sized.

Angelica's Song:
One, two, three, four!
Can't help it boy, my heart's got call-waiting
Don't want you to be the only one I'm dating
Oops, got to put you on hold
Oops, got to put you on hold

And when our cars, went bump, bump baby
My heart went thump, thump baby!

Susie's Song:
I was feeling real shattered
But my dreams they still matter
So if you think I'm going, baby, you're wrong
I'm so strong

'Cause there's no getting rid of this dream.
How can I tell you what I mean?
Sure I took the wrong path
But then I did some new math.

'Cause there's no getting rid of this dream.
How can I tell you what I mean?

Pangborn: I smell fear... (In girl's face) SMELL IT!
Girl: Ahhhhh! (Runs away screaming)

Chas: Did you hear what one eye said to the other? Don't look now, but something between us smells! (Drumroll & rimshot)

Chuckie: Tommy, is it me, or does this mole look like Phil?
Tommy: I'll take your word for it.
(Later)
Pangborn: Holy moly! That looks like Phil DeVille!
Chuckie: I thought so, too!