Archie: (Referring to the Hawaiian shirt he just received as a gift from Russ and Amelia.) This could be the wallpaper at a fag bar.
Amelia: Of all the people I know, Edith, you're practically the only one who has a happy marriage.
Archie: (to Russell) Just remember what you got waitin' for you back at my place: a nice wife with fifteen pounds off her kiester.
Edith: (telling Archie why she envies Russell's treatment of Amelia) It's all the little things he does for her...
Archie: Hey, nobody does littler things for you than me.
Russell: Hey Arch, did you see the look on Kelsey's face when he couldn't change my hundred dollar bill?
Archie: Did you see the look on my face when I had to pay the tab ?
Archie: Let me tell you somethin'... I ain't lookin' for no greener pastures cuz Edith is green enough for me...and I like being stuck with her (smiles).
Russell: Arch, I got me a secretary you would not believe. 24-years-old and wild, Arch, wild ! You know what she calls me?
Russell: After 25 years marriage is just a box of Crackerjacks with no surprises.
Archie: What's the matter with just the Crackerjacks?
Edith: (about Russell and Amelia) I love the way he calls her honey and sweetheart and things.
Archie: Aw, gee-I call you things!
Edith: But you ain't called me honey or sweetheart for years.
Archie: Well let me tell you there's an old saying...you don't keep runnin', after you catch the bus.
This episode was videotaped on January 10, 1975.
This was among Norman Lear's favorite episodes.
Rob Reiner and Sally Struthers do not appear in this episode.