When Mike and Gloria are sitting on the couch , speechless after what Archie just said, you can see something moving in the window, through the curtains, right over Gloria's left shoulder.
Archie: We're going to thank God for the food on this table which comes from Him. Michael: Maybe we can ask him to lower his prices.
(After Archie kills a fly that landed on Mike's arm) Mike: Arch, you killed a fly. One of God's creatures. Archie: Oh, don't give me that. Animals and insects don't count. They ain't got no souls. Mike: So they can't get into heaven. Archie: That's right. Who would want to go to heaven if it was full of flies and dogs? You might as well stay in New York.
(after Michael accidentally dropped the toilet tank lid on Archie's right foot) Irene: (Speaking to Archie) What's the matter with your foot? Michael: God's aim is getting better.
Archie: Get Reverend Fletcher on the phone. Edith: Feltcher. Archie: Whatever!
Mike: Arch, did you ever stop to think that when that crate dropped, maybe God was out to get you and missed?
S 2 : Ep 14
Aired 1/1/72
S 2 : Ep 13
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S 2 : Ep 13
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S 2 : Ep 11
Aired 12/4/71
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