All In The Family

CBS (ended 1979)
  • Season 9
    • Ep 27
      Too Good Edith
      4/8/79
      7.8
      Young Dr. Shapiro diagnoses Edith with phlebitis, and orders her to stay off of her feet for extended periods. However, with the bar being busy due to the St. Patrick's day holiday, Edith feels compelled to ignore the advice despite her rapidly deteriorating condition.
    • Ep 26
      The Return of Stephanie's Father
      3/25/79
      7.7
      Archie and Edith are devastated when Stephanie's dysfunctional father Floyd returns and demands they give him $1000 if they want to keep custody of Stephanie. Archie becomes convinced that Floyd is bluffing and refuses to give in to the demand, despite Edith's pleadings.
    • Ep 25
      The Family Next Door
      3/11/79
      7.4
      Louise Jefferson visits the Bunkers to ask Edith if she could show the house next door to prospective renters. Archie is all for the idea, as he thinks it will ensure that his new neighbors will be white.
    • Ep 24
      All in the Family Retrospective (3)
      3/4/79
      6.9
      Norman Lear hosts high points ot the TV series.
    • Ep 23
      All in the Family Retrospective (2)
      3/4/79
      6.8
      Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look at the high points of his ground-breaking TV series.
    • Ep 22
      All in the Family Retrospective (1)
      3/4/79
      6.9
      Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look at the high points of his ground-breaking TV series.
    • Ep 21
      Edith Gets Fired
      2/25/79
      8.2
      Edith, who stands by idly as a resident dies, is fired from the Sunshine Home after she admits to the outraged son-in-law that she was just following the woman's wishes to be allowed to die with dignity. Afterwards, she is visited at home by the woman's daughter.
    • Ep 20
      Stephanie's Conversion
      2/18/79
      8.0
      After an awkward incident at Sunday school, Rev. Chong informs Edith that Stephanie has been raised Jewish. Archie decides the best thing to do is convert her, while Edith wants to enroll her in classes at a local temple.
    • Ep 19
      The Return of Archie's Brother
      2/11/79
      7.7
      Archie's brother Fred returns after recovering from heart surgery and convinces Archie to invest $5000 in a Chinese cafeteria franchise. Their new financial partnership is threatened, however, when Archie discovers that Fred's new wife is only 18 years old.
    • Ep 18
      Barney, the Gold Digger
      2/4/79
      6.7
      Archie finds himself in the middle of a bad situation when a suicidal Barney calls him to announce that Blanche has run off again, this time with the furnace repairman. Archie concludes that Barney needs a new woman in his life, and sets him up with Edith's rich widowed, albeit obese, friend.moreless
    • Ep 17
      Stephanie and the Crime Wave
      1/28/79
      7.7
      Archie and Edith are stymied when Archie notices that some of his socks and war memorials have suddenly turned up missing. They realize they have a big problem on their hands when they meet with the principal at Stephanie's school.
    • Ep 16
      The Appendectomy
      1/21/79
      8.1
      Edith eagerly anticipates surprising Stephanie with a party for her tenth birthday, but their celebration is put in jeopardy when Stephanie develops appendicitis. Archie is outraged when he learns that she is going to be operated on by the son of their regular doctor, who Archie knew all too well as one of Gloria's childhood friends.moreless
    • Ep 15
      A Girl Like Edith
      1/14/79
      7.6
      Edith has a run in with her former butcher at the Laundromat, who proudly announces that he's engaged. Edith assumes that this means that he is over his crush on her and regrettably invites the couple to dinner.
    • Ep 14
      A Night at the PTA
      1/7/79
      7.9
      Edith agrees to sing with Stephanie during a parent/student recital at her school's next PTA meeting, much to Archie's chagrin. However, all of their practice appears to be for naught when Edith develops laryngitis on the eve of their performance.
    • Ep 13
      California, Here We Are (2)
      12/17/78
      8.2
      Unable to keep up appearances any longer, Gloria finally tells Edith in the middle of the night that she and Mike have separated because she feels neglected and has been seeing another man. While Archie expresses his outrage and tells Mike he is too good for Gloria, Edith is determined to do all she can to help the Stivics salvage their marriage.moreless
    • Ep 12
      California, Here We Are (1)
      12/17/78
      8.2
      Archie, Edith, and Stephanie arrive in Santa Barbara to spend Christmas with the Stivics. However, the happiness they are greeted with is merely an illusion, as Mike and Gloria try to hide the major change in their personal lives to avoid ruining the holiday.
    • Ep 11
      The Bunkers Go West
      12/10/78
      7.9
      The Bunkers are eagerly looking forward to the return of the Stivics to celebrate Christmas. However, they are forced to make a last minute change of plans when Edith receives a call from Gloria explaining they won't be able to travel due to Mike's back going out.
    • Ep 10
      Bogus Bills
      12/3/78
      7.8
      Archie is understandably outraged when he and Harry discover they've accepted five counterfeit $10 bills. Their frustration is compounded when Edith calls from the police station with news that she's been arrested for passing another fake bill she got from Archie.
    • Ep 9
      Return of the Waitress
      11/26/78
      7.5
      Edith finally confronts the waitress who tempted Archie's fidelity after Harry unwittingly hires her to work at Archie's Place.
    • Ep 8
      Edith Versus the Bank
      11/19/78
      8.0
      The Bunkers' television self destructs in a cloud of smoke, and Edith decides she will surprise Archie by purchasing a new one for their 30th anniversary. However, she quickly runs into complications when she tries to apply for $500 in financing by herself.
    • Ep 7
      Archie's Other Wife
      11/5/78
      6.7
      Archie and his friends get together for an American Legion caucus, but spend the entire evening in their hotel drinking and playing gags on each other. Archie is in for the shock of his life when he wakes up the following morning with an African American stewardess in bed with him.moreless
    • Ep 6
      Weekend in the Country
      10/29/78
      7.7
      The Bunkers accept an invitation to spend a weekend with Barney and Blanche at their cottage, which turns into a nightmare when their recently reconciled hosts become embroiled in a bitter argument while playing a game of Monopoly.
    • Ep 5
      Edith's Final Respects
      10/22/78
      7.7
      Edith is unable to convince Archie to accompany her to her Aunt Rose's funeral because he is unable to forgive Rose for disapproving of him when they got married. However, Edith has to deal with an even more awkward situation when she arrives at the service.
    • Ep 4
      What'll We Do with Stephanie?
      10/15/78
      7.9
      Archie intercepts a letter from Stephanie's father Floyd that explains he will not be returning to pick her up. Edith is more than willing to allow Stephanie to stay indefinitely, but she faces a difficult task trying to convince Archie it's a good idea.
    • Ep 3
      Reunion on Hauser Street
      10/8/78
      7.3
      While Barney continues to mope around the bar because his wife Blanche left him for another man, Blanche suddenly shows up at the Bunkers' doorstep because her exterminator boyfriend just dumped her in Atlantic City. Edith takes her to the bar to attempt reconciliation, but finds that Archie is urging Barney to do the exact opposite.moreless
    • Ep 2
      End in Sight
      10/1/78
      7.8
      Archie and Harry apply for partnership life insurance, and Archie fears his life may be over when an X-Ray reveals a possible spot on his liver. He decides not to tell Edith, but doesn't realize that Barney already has.
    • Ep 1
      Little Miss Bunker
      9/24/78
      8.1
      Edith's distant cousin Floyd and his nine-year-old daughter Stephanie visit the Bunkers while passing through on their way from New Jersey to Fort Lauderdale. Archie is shocked when Floyd abruptly leaves without his daughter and is dead set against letting Stephanie stay in his house, which causes her to run away.moreless
  • Season 8
    • Ep 24
      The Stivics Go West
      3/19/78
      8.3
      In an effort to erase the memory of last night's fighting and create a lasting positive memory before the Stivics depart for California, Gloria and Edith convince their husbands to renew their respective wedding vows in the presence of a minister.
    • Ep 23
      The Dinner Guest
      3/12/78
      8.2
      On the Stivics' last night in New York, Mike accepts a short notice invitation to have dinner with his new superior, who happens to be in town. This creates an awkward and potentially explosive situation since Edith has been busy preparing a special farewell dinner for them.
    • Ep 22
      Mike's New Job
      3/5/78
      8.2
      Archie is devastated when he learns that the Stivic's will be moving to California in two weeks after Mike accepts an offer to become an associate professor in Santa Barbara. A visit from George Jefferson makes his day even worse.
    • Ep 21
      The Brother
      2/26/78
      8.0
      Archie's brother Alfred shows up at the Bunker doorstep after being estranged for twenty-nine years. Archie becomes enraged and refuses to reconcile, but reconsiders when he reads the contents of a letter that Alfred gave him and told him not to read until three weeks after he left.
    • Ep 20
      Stalemates
      2/19/78
      7.9
      Mike and Gloria have dinner at a Japanese restaurant to celebrate their friends' seventh anniversary together as a passionate, yet unmarried couple. The experience causes them to acknowledge the sad state of their own marriage, and they decide to spend the weekend at a Pocono resort in an attempt to reignite their passion for each other.''''moreless
    • Ep 19
      Two's a Crowd
      2/12/78
      8.4
      Archie and Mike become locked in the storeroom at the bar while moving empty beer bottles. They decide to start drinking the alcohol to pass the time, which results in them having an intimate conversation about Archie's childhood.
    • Ep 18
      Love Comes to the Butcher
      2/5/78
      8.0
      The local butcher has developed a crush on Edith, who resembles his recently deceased wife, and has been giving her special deals on meat to keep her coming into his shop. While Archie initially thinks he's harmless, he has a change of attitude after learning that Barney has just lost his wife to another man.moreless
    • Ep 17
      Aunt Iola's Visit
      1/22/78
      7.9
      Edith's Aunt Iola has spent the past two weeks with the Bunkers and Archie is eager to get her out of his house as she prepares to depart and spend two weeks with Cousin Sydney. When Sydney calls and says he can't take Iola, a big fight ensues after Archie insists Iola move into the Sunshine retirement home even though she is healthy and he has a spare bedroom.moreless
    • Ep 16
      Super Bowl Sunday
      1/15/78
      8.3
      In anticipation of a large crowd at the bar for Super Bowl Sunday, Archie hires "Boom Boom" Turner as a waitress, rents a large screen projector, and organizes a $500 pool for the game. Unfortunately, everyone finds at the game's conclusion that two of the men in the crowd weren't there just to watch the game.moreless
    • Ep 15
      The Commercial
      1/8/78
      7.7
      During a trip to the Laundromat, Edith is chosen to star in a commercial for "New and Improved Sunny Suds" detergent. Archie is elated at the prospect of the money she could earn, but becomes frustrated when her honest nature threatens to ruin her opportunity.
    • Ep 14
      Edith's Crisis of Faith (2)
      12/25/77
      8.4
      On Christmas Day, Edith becomes despondent and feels betrayed by God as she mourns the death of Beverly. However, she is encouraged to see the situation differently by the seemingly most unexpected person.
    • Ep 13
      Edith's Crisis of Faith (1)
      12/18/77
      8.4
      Edith is thrilled when her good friend, female impersonator Beverley LeSalle, pays a visit and announces she will be playing Carnegie Hall after Christmas. Mike offers to walk her to a cab on his way to the store to buy a new star for the Christmas tree, but tragedy results when they encounter a couple of muggers.moreless
    • Ep 12
      Mike and Gloria Meet
      12/11/77
      8.0
      Gloria gets a letter from her friend Debbie Ballantine, who was responsible for arranging a blind date between Gloria and Mike. Gloria recounts the story of what happened that night, when Archie and Edith left her home alone to visit Edith's Aunt Iola.
    • Ep 11
      Archie and the KKK (2)
      12/4/77
      8.2
      Archie comes to grips with the fact he just unwittingly joined the KKK and agreed to help them burn five crosses, including one on the Stivics' front lawn. He is compelled to take preemptive action when Mike and Gloria prohibit him from seeing Joey after learning what he's done.
    • Ep 10
      Archie and the KKK (1)
      11/27/77
      8.3
      Mike is inspired to write a letter to the newspaper editor about looting when he learns that Archie gouged several minorities while driving Burt Munson's cab during a city-wide blackout. The letter outrages members of the "civic organization" that Archie is attempting to join in the single minded belief they will help protect his bar from crime.moreless
    • Ep 9
      Archie's Bitter Pill (2) (aka Archie's Road Back)
      11/13/77
      8.0
      Archie breaks his pill habit, but remains in bed depressed and refuses to go back to the bar. His family tries to convince him that his only option to avoid losing the house is to apologize to Harry and make him his business partner.
    • Ep 8
      Archie's Bitter Pill (1)
      11/6/77
      8.1
      Archie becomes stressed out and depressed because his new bar is having trouble attracting customers, his friends have deserted him, and he is being hounded by a bill collector. Hank Pivnik convinces him to take amphetamine pills to help pick up his spirits, which only creates a succession of increasingly worse problems.moreless
    • Ep 7
      Archie's Grand Opening
      10/30/77
      8.2
      Archie is excited for his grand opening, and calls in sick to work yet again so he can be there. The night starts off on a bad note when Harry and Carlos quit due to Archie's unrefined management skills, and things only go downhill when he is forced to turn to his inexperienced family members for help.moreless
    • Ep 6
      Unequal Partners
      10/23/77
      7.9
      Edith puts her foot down when Archie demands that she cancel a planned wedding in their house for an elderly couple from the Sunshine Home that conflicts with their scheduled departure for a fishing trip with Barney. However, this doesn't stop Archie from scheming in an attempt to get his way.moreless
    • Ep 5
      Edith's 50th Birthday (2)
      10/16/77
      7.7
      The family tries to convince Edith to cooperate in the investigation of her assailant and delicately help her through the lasting effects of her traumatic experience. However, it soon become obvious that it's going to take tough love to make a break through.
    • Ep 4
      Edith's 50th Birthday (1)
      10/16/77
      7.9
      Archie leaves Edith by herself when he goes to Mike and Gloria's house to help them prepare for her surprise 50th birthday party. She is visited by a man posing as a police detective, but quickly finds herself in a life threatening situation.
    • Ep 3
      Cousin Liz
      10/9/77
      8.0
      Archie and Edith attend the funeral of Edith's unmarried cousin Liz. While Archie is obsessed with possibility of Edith inheriting her money and silverware, Edith has to convince him why she won't be taking any of it after she has a revealing conversation with Liz's longtime roommate, Veronica.
    • Ep 2
      Archie Gets the Business (2)
      10/2/77
      8.2
      Edith is upset when she discovers Archie has forged her signature to get the bar. But Mike will influence Mrs. Bunker to change her mind.
    • Ep 1
      Archie Gets the Business (1)
      10/2/77
      8.2
      Kelsey has a heart attack, and decides to retire and sell the bar to the first person who can come up with $40,000. Archie is more than eager to buy it and quit his job, but must put his house at risk to get a loan, something that Edith is dead set against.moreless
  • Season 7
    • Ep 25
      Archie's Dog Day Afternoon
      3/12/77
      7.7
      Archie and Barney's friendship becomes strained when Archie retaliates after being continually harassed by Barney's unleashed dog. When he accidentally runs the dog over and breaks its leg, he makes matters a lot worse, but not in the way he expected.
    • Ep 24
      Archie, the Liberal
      3/5/77
      8.2
      The newspaper accuses Archie's "Kings of Queens" club of being bigoted, which causes him and his friends to fear protests and the loss of their tax exempt status. Archie naively thinks the solution is to initiate one of his coworkers to be a token black and Jewish member.
    • Ep 23
      Mike and Gloria Split
      2/26/77
      8.0
      A game of Scrabble sparks a huge fight between Mike and Gloria, and Mike is forced to spend the night with Archie. This proves to be disastrous, but gives Mike the opportunity to reevaluate the way he treats his wife.
    • Ep 22
      Fire
      2/19/77
      7.6
      The Bunkers and Teresa wake up in the middle of the night to discover a small fire has broken out in the bathroom, which Mike is able to put out in short order. Archie feels that his twenty years of premium payments entitle him to a large insurance payout, but he's in for a shock when the adjuster investigates the cause of the fire.moreless
    • Ep 21
      Mike, the Pacifist
      2/12/77
      7.8
      Archie, Mike, and Gloria become stranded on a crowded subway car, and Mike instinctively punches a man in the face when he perceives that Gloria is in danger. The experience causes him to reconsider some of his core beliefs.
    • Ep 20
      The Joys of Sex
      2/5/77
      7.2
      Gloria discovers that Edith has bought a copy of How to be your Husband's Mistress, and she convinces Mike to inform Archie that he needs to have an intimate discussion with his wife.
    • Ep 19
      Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye
      1/29/77
      7.2
      Archie reluctantly agrees to deliver Stretch Cunningham's eulogy, unaware that his departed friend was Jewish.
    • Ep 18
      Mike Goes Skiing
      1/22/77
      6.6
      Mike insists on going on a weekend ski trip with his unmarried friends, despite Gloria's concern that she'd feel uncomfortable going to an engagement party by herself. Mike regrets his decision and comes home early, only to witness Gloria arrive home from the party with another man.
    • Ep 17
      Archie's Chair
      1/15/77
      8.1
      After explaining to Edith why he just shaved off his mustache, Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair and he sends it to Kressler's for repair. Archie becomes hysterical when he discovers what happened, but faces an unexpected dilemma when finds out the chair has accidentally become part of a modern art exhibit.moreless
    • Ep 16
      The Boarder Patrol
      1/8/77
      8.0
      Mike tells Teresa and her boyfriend they can have the Bunker house to themselves because Archie and Edith are away for the weekend in New Jersey. However, this turns out to be a bad idea when Archie and Edith miss their bus and come back home that same night.
    • Ep 15
      The Draft Dodger
      12/25/76
      8.5
      The clash of two worlds explodes in this episode. Mike's friend is a Draft Dodger and he has come down from Canada for a visit and joins the Bunkers for Christmas dinner, unbeknownst to Archie. The guy is exactly everything Archie hates about Mike's generation. On top of this, Archie's joker friend is also spending Christmas dinner with the Bunkers and he lost his son to the war.moreless
    • Ep 14
      Gloria's False Alarm
      12/18/76
      8.1
      Gloria comes home from the doctor with unexpected news, she may be pregnant. This leads her to debate about what to do and decides the best thing would be if Mike were to get a vasectomy. She promptly sends Mike off to the doctor and then has second thoughts when she gets a call from the doctor with the results of her pregnancy test.moreless
    • Ep 13
      The Baby Contest
      12/11/76
      7.6
      Archie gets into an argument with Barney Hefner over who has the cuter grandchild. When Archie learns Barney has enter his grandchild in a newspaper's beautiful baby contest, Archie decides to do the same and tries to get the perfect snapshot of Joey. However, he soon has a battle on his hands when Mike and Gloria forbid him to enter Joey into the contest.moreless
    • Ep 12
      Archie's Secret Passion
      12/4/76
      7.5
      Archie comes home to find Edith in an usual mood, it seems she ran into some old high school friends, Bummie and Dolores and she has invited them over for dinner. Archie confides in Mike that he once had a brief encounter with Dolores before he married Edith. Little does he know, Edith already knows about their fling.moreless
    • Ep 11
      Mr. Edith Bunker
      11/27/76
      7.8
      Edith is working at the Sunshine Home when a man grabs his chest and collapses before Edith's eyes. Thinking quickly, Edith begins to perform CPR on him and saves his life. Later, the Bunker household turns into a media circus when Edith is being interviewed for a news program and Archie feels left out.moreless
    • Ep 10
      Mike and Gloria's Will
      11/20/76
      8.3
      Michael almost gets hit by a train and the experience gets him and Gloria thinking about their will and who will get custody of Joey. Michael and Gloria decide not leave Joey to Archie and Edith due to Archie's bigotry. Things hit a boiling point, when Archie brings Joey a machine gun for a birthday present and Michael lets slip their custody plans.moreless
    • Ep 9
      Teresa Moves In
      11/13/76
      7.9
      To bring in some extra money each month, Archie and Edith decide to take in a boarder in hopes of reviving their battered budget. Archie is less than thrilled to find the border is a pushy Puerto Rican nurse and he disapproves of almost everything about her, the way she talks, her music and her cooking. Meanwhile, another war is brewing, Archie versus a mouse.moreless
    • Ep 8
      Beverly Rides Again
      11/6/76
      7.6
      Archie is fed up with his jokester pal, Pinky Peterson. It seems every time Archie turns around, Pinky is playing yet another practical joke on him. Meanwhile, female impersonator, Beverly LaSalle stops by the Bunkers for a visit and to invite them out to dinner, when Archie gets the bright idea to play a joke of his own on Pinky using Beverly.moreless
    • Ep 7
      Archie's Operation (2)
      10/27/76
      8.4
      Archie is recuperating after gall bladder surgery and becomes more comfortable with the fact that blood was used from a female West Indian doctor. However, the hospital bill is not a happy sight for Archie or learning that a pal of his has taken his position at the loading dock, that is until he learns he's been called back to work-with a raise and a promotion.moreless
    • Ep 6
      Archie's Operation (1)
      10/27/76
      8.4
      Archie's pain turns into something more serious as he has to have his gallbladder removed and he is taken to the hospital right away for the operation. Archie's trip to the hospital turns into an ethnic nightmare for him. He's admitted by a Puerto Rican receptionist, treated by a Jewish physician, and is forced to accept a blood transfusion from a female West Indian doctor's assistant.moreless
    • Ep 5
      The Unemployment Story (2)
      10/13/76
      7.6
      Archie has not been a happy camper since being fired from his job, it seems he has been rendered impotent and also has developed a pain in his side. Archie later gets a job as a janitor, however, a college grad who applied for the same position threatens to jump off the building and Archie does his best to stop the man from leaping to his death.moreless
    • Ep 4
      The Unemployment Story (1)
      10/6/76
      7.6
      Edith and Gloria are all excited for Michael because he sold an article and it's going to be published in a magazine. Meanwhile, Archie's self-esteem takes a beating when he loses his job on the loading dock. Archie soon finds himself fighting what seems to be an uphill battle with unemployment. He goes down and applies for unemployment but is certainly not impressed with all the legal red tape.moreless
    • Ep 3
      Archie's Brief Encounter (3)
      9/29/76
      7.4
      After Edith walks out on Archie, she spends all her time at the Sunshine Home and Archie has been spending all his time at Kelsey's Bar. Meanwhile, Mike and Gloria do their best to try to get them back together and they set up a meeting at their home. This leads to an emotional reunion for Archie and Edith.moreless
    • Ep 2
      Archie's Brief Encounter (2)
      9/22/76
      7.4
      Archie shares a kiss with Denise and then then when they get interrupted, he makes a quick exit before it goes any further. However, now Archie tries to keep his encounter from Edith and tries to concoct a story to cover up what happened with Denise, but Edith only grows more suspicious and confronts him, when she finds Denise's number.moreless
    • Ep 1
      Archie's Brief Encounter (1)
      9/22/76
      7.4
      Archie becomes infatuated with Denise, a waitress at a local restaurant. He is flattered when she gives him her number. Later at home, Archie finds himself home alone with Edith busy volunteering at the Sunshine Home. This is when he reaches into his pocket finds Denise's number and decides to give her a call and soon finds himself in her apartment.moreless
  • Season 6
    • Ep 24
      Edith's Night Out
      3/8/76
      8.4
      Gloria surprises Edith with a new outfit and wants to take her and Archie out for a night on the town. Archie refuses which leads Edith to abandon her stick-in-the-mud husband and decides to liven things up on her own by spending an evening out at Kelsey's Bar.
    • Ep 23
      Gloria and Mike's House Guests
      3/1/76
      8.2
      Following Archie's attempts to get Joey baptized, a broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof and Mike is furious with Archie for secretly trying to have Joey baptized. With Mike and Archie at each others throats, Edith and Gloria try to make peace between the two men.moreless
    • Ep 22
      Joey's Baptism
      2/23/76
      8.4
      Archie becomes insistant on having Joey baptized and presents his case to Mike and Gloria both of whom refuse. Meanwhile, as Edith is preparing to donate boxes of clothing to the church, Archie kidnaps Joey and takes him to a church to be baptized without Mike and Gloria's permission.
    • Ep 21
      Love by Appointment
      2/16/76
      8.1
      Mike and Gloria's sex life begins to suffer after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule. Mike gets Edith and Archie to babysit Joey so they can have some time together but this only leads to an argument. Later, Gloria turns to Edith for advice while Mike turns to Archie.moreless
    • Ep 20
      Archie's Weighty Problem
      2/9/76
      8.5
      Archie is not at all pleased after he has a visit with the doctor and learns that he has to go on a diet to lose 25 lbs. Edith does her best to keep him on a healthy diet but when Archie gets fed up he soon turns to Kelsey who begins cooking him his unhealthy dinners. But Quigley shows up to Kelseys and tells him the importance of losing weight and Archie starts changing his ways.moreless
    • Ep 19
      Mike's Move
      2/2/76
      7.8
      Mike is all excited at the possibility of getting a promotion despite the fact that it would mean moving to Minnesota. However, Archie is anything but happy at the possibility of his daughter moving away from him. Later, Mike's integrity is put to the test when he loses it to an equally qualified black candidate.moreless
    • Ep 18
      Archie Finds a Friend
      1/26/76
      7.8
      Archie becomes friends with a Jewish man named Bernard Bernstein and he asks Archie to go in with him on an invention that he is perfecting. When Edith learns that Archie is planning on giving him $1000, she tries her best to talk him out of it but Archie is persistant on this venture.moreless
    • Ep 17
      Archie, the Babysitter
      1/12/76
      8.2
      Mike and Gloria are looking forward to having a night on the town for the first time since Joey has been born. However, Archie is distressed when he learns that they have hired a teenager to look after the baby. This leads Archie to take over and must find away to juggle babysitting with his poker game.moreless
    • Ep 16
      New Year's Wedding
      1/5/76
      7.8
      On New Year's Eve, Al and Trudy stop by prior to their wedding right in the middle of a fight between Mike and Gloria over Mike constantly making descisions without consulting Gloria. To make matters worse, the babysitter for Joey backs out and Mike makes the decision without consulting Gloria to have the wedding in the Stivics' home.moreless
    • Ep 15
      The Baby (2) (a.k.a.) Birth of the Baby (2)
      12/22/75
      8.4
      Edith and Archie arrive at the hospital and alarmed when they learn that Mike and Gloria have not yet arrived. Meanwhile, Gloria is rescued from the phone booth and later arrives at the hospital and soon must battle through the boredom of a slow delivery.
    • Ep 14
      The Baby (1) (a.k.a.) Birth of the Baby (1)
      12/15/75
      8.4
      Archie is a nervous wreck when he is scheduled to perform a minstrel number in blackface at a convention at his lodge. He quickly begins looking for a way out and soon gets one when he learns the Gloria has gone into labor. However, little does he know Gloria has become stuck in a phone booth at an Italian restaurant.moreless
    • Ep 13
      Gloria is Nervous
      12/8/75
      8.2
      Gloria is fed up with being pregnant and the fact that she is nine days overdue doesn't help anything. Mike soon finds himself a target as Gloria soon begins to take out her frustrations on Mike. Meanwhile, Edith is excited about an upcoming baby shower for Gloria.
    • Ep 12
      Archie's Civil Rights
      12/1/75
      8.4
      While driving a cab for Bert Munson, Archie encounters a mugger who pulls a knife on him. In retaliation, Archie sprays him with tear gas. Later, Archie finds himself hauled off to court, when an officer gives him a ticket for owning tear gas, which is outlawed.
    • Ep 11
      The Little Atheist
      11/24/75
      8.0
      Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby. The argument quickly extends throughout the whole dinner with Archie insisting that the baby should attend Sunday school, while Mike and Gloria want their child to decide for itself.moreless
    • Ep 10
      Gloria Suspects Mike
      11/17/75
      8.2
      With her pregnancy nearing the ninth month, Gloria has become insecure about her looks and begins to suspect hanky-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours. Meanwhile, Edith and Archie try their best to keep the gift they bought for the baby a secret.
    • Ep 9
      Grandpa Blues
      11/10/75
      8.2
      Archie has been dreading a company physical and he is worried that if he does not pass he may get fired. He soon finds it difficult keeping his blood pressure down after the family launches into a heavy debate over what to name Mike and Gloria's baby.
    • Ep 8
      Edith Breaks Out
      11/3/75
      8.3
      Edith has been busy volunteering part-time at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly and Archie feels abandoned. This prompts him to put his foot down and forbids her to volunteer any more, which doesn't go over very well. Edith puts her foot down and insists that she will keep volunteering as long as she wants too.moreless
    • Ep 7
      Mike Faces Life
      10/27/75
      8.2
      Mike becomes increasingly worried about keeping a tight budget and he soon finds that the budget has become even tighter when he learns that he is now the sole support of the growing family as Gloria has just lost her job. The reason for her termination just adds fuel to the fire as they learn she was fired because of her pregnancy.moreless
    • Ep 6
      Chain Letter
      10/20/75
      8.5
      As a gag, Irene sends Edith and Archie a chain letter and Edith takes the letter seriously and promptly participates in it to avoid bad luck. However, Archie throws his away and he soon begins experiencing a string of bad luck, which includes him believing that he may have contracted hepatitis.moreless
    • Ep 5
      Mike's Pains
      10/6/75
      8.1
      Mike quickly begins to have second thoughts about whether or not he will be in the delivery room when Gloria gives birth. Meanwhile, Edith is all excited with her friend Sybil who is coming over to make a psychic prediction about the gender of the baby.
    • Ep 4
      Archie, the Hero
      9/29/75
      8.3
      While driving his cab, Archie has a claim to fame when he uses CPR to save the life a one of his passengers, a woman. However, Archie gets a shock when he discovers that the tall, classy dame whose life he saved turns out to be a man. Suddenly, Archie is not so sure he wants to be hailed as a hero.moreless
    • Ep 3
      Archie, the Donor
      9/22/75
      8.4
      Archie is all excited with the possibility of getting a promotion down at his work. Archie decides that he must try to impress his boss to get the position by making the maximum contribution to his favorite charity and unwittingly donates his body to medical science.
    • Ep 2
      Alone at Last
      9/15/75
      8.3
      Teary farewells turn into fireworks when Mike hits Archie with five years of repressed rage, only to discover that he and Gloria can't move out for another week after Mike reveals he forgot to turn on the gas and electricity at his new home.
    • Ep 1
      The Very Moving Day
      9/8/75
      8.3
      As Mike and Gloria are getting ready to move into their own home, Gloria comes home with news from the doctor that she's pregnant and announces it to an overjoyed Archie and Edith. However, she is a bit nervous about announcing her unexpected pregnancy to Mike because of his stubborn attitudes concerning overpopulation. When Mike does find out he has a mixed reaction, ultimately resulting in him storming out.moreless
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