Michael Stivic (1971-1978)
Gloria Stivic (1971-1978)
We learn the name of the company Archie works at when he reads it off a company pen: Prendergast Tool & Die Company.
Archie: You know what The Bible says, "Let he who is without sin be the first rolling stone."
Edith: I bet I got the best husband in the whole world!
Archie: That ain't a bet, Edith. That's a sure thing.
Archie: Friday is supposed to be for my meat loaf!
Edith: I know, Archie, but Irene is Catholic.
Archie: So I gotta pay for her mistake?
Mike: How come we're not having meat loaf?
Edith: Irene's comin' over!
Archie: Yeah, the Reverend Mother Forklift!
Archie: (to Mike) Oh, geez. You would eat anything that couldn't escape you!
Irene: I may have to go to confession tomorrow.
Irene: Because I may kill you tonight!
Mike: Irene didn't call you a crook, your conscience did!
Archie: My conscience never talks to me!
Irene: (leaving the Bunker house before dinner the second time) This is a great place to eat...if you're trying to lose weight!
Archie: (about Mike) He'd be taking stuff from work too if he only had work.
Archie: Come on, come on, let's eat.
Gloria: Well maybe you can but I'm not hungry.
Mike: Yeah, me neither. You just killed my appetite.
Archie: You couldn't kill that with silver bullets and a wooden stake!
Archie: Maybe you think the world should have ten new commandments. Why don't you go up a mountain and write them? Then jump off the mountain.
Irene: Babyface Bunker strikes again!
This episode was videotaped on January 17, 1975.
Archie says to Mike and Gloria after finding out about a few of their less-than-honest practices, "As the Good Book says, 'Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone.'" The actual quote by Jesus in reference to the Pharisees wanting to stone a prostitute is, "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."
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