Script co-written by Rob Reiner
Archie: (discussing Mike's uncle) The guy ain't even a bonafried parent!
Archie: What does the guy do for a living?
Mike: He's a florist
Archie: Florist? (sarcastically) What does a Polish florist sell? Weeds?
Uncle Casimir: (talking to Archie about Mike as a child) He had this urge to help people who were worse off than him.
Archie: Who could be worse off than him?
Archie: Was you told something before?
Archie: I ain't goin' through all that mumbo-jumbo and some Catholic priest sprinkling incest over everyone!
Mike: Actually, I'm an agnostic.
Edith: You mean you want a rabbi?
Archie: It's worse than that, Edith. I think it means he can't have kids!
Archie: I'm always nice, little girl. Now go and open the door and let Uncle Polack in.
Archie: Oh no, I ain't eating no chinky food, I'll get something American, like a pizza.
This episode was videotaped on September 29, 1972.
This is the only time we meet Mike Stivic's uncle.
This episode guest stars Michael Conrad who, about seven years later, would become famous on Hill Street Blues as Sgt. Esterhaus, who would repeat the show's best known catch phrase - "Hey....let's be careful out there!"