All in the Family

Season 6 Episode 22

Joey's Baptism

Aired Unknown Feb 23, 1976 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Michael: Where is the soul?
      Archie: It's inside you.
      Michael: Where?
      Archie: It moves all around.
      Michael: It's not attached to anything.
      Archie: No, It couldn't be attached. Because then it wouldn't be able to get out of you and go to heaven when you croak.
      Michael: When does it get out?
      Archie: It jumps out just before they slam the lid down on the box and plant you.
      Michael: What if you're creamated?
      Archie: Then it jumps out of the box just before it hears the match strike.