Mike: You want me to leave Joey with Archie? I don't even trust him to raise a window!
Gloria: They say boys who play with dolls grow up to be good fathers! Archie: Boys who play with dolls grow up to be other boys' roommates!
Archie: (arguing over the toy gun he bought for Joey) Joey has a right to this machine gun under the First Amendment! Mike: The First Amendment is the right to freedom of speech! Archie: Same thing! When you're holding one of these you can say whatever the hell you want!
Archie: It's like the old adverb, "You can lead a gift horse to water but you can't look in his mouth."
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