All In The Family

Mike: Hey everybody, I got great news!!!!!!!.........We're having cake tonight!

Edith: But Archie, it's the answer to all our prayers. Archie: Oh no, I don't pray to George Jefferson!

Archie: How are we going to eat this? This is a Jewish cake Edith!

Archie: (playing solitaire) Oh gee, I hate this game.

Edith: Archieeee!!!! I got a surprise! Archie: One of these days you're gonna surprise me with a heart attack.

Louise: Could you learn how to work a cash register? Edith: Can you learn that?

Archie: Talking about slaughter, what are we having for dinner?

Edith: I ain't over the hill. Archie: Well you can certainly see the top of it.

Edith: How did you know I was looking for a job? Archie: Oh gee Edith it's in the papers!

Archie: Ah, buses, buses, that's why the Norway's lost the war.

Archie: (to Mike) Don't be givin' me a headache on top of the other headache I already got.