Archie : (seeing the table setting) How come only two plates here? Edith : That's all we need. Archie : You mean a couple eatin' off each plate here...like dogs in an Alpo commercial?
Archie : (after his botched Bible quote) And so sayeth the Lord as he stepped off of the Mayflower!
Mike: I am not staying in this looneybin one more minute! Gloria: This "looneybin" happens to be my father's house! Mike: THAT'S WHY IT'S A LOONEYBIN!
Archie: (trying to recite a quote from the Bible) Honor thy father and thy poor mother, too, be you Baptist, Methodist, Lutheran, or Jew, and if thee don't do dat, then I'll send fire to thoo.
S 2 : Ep 14
Aired 1/1/72
S 2 : Ep 13
Aired 12/15/71 (26:15)
S 2 : Ep 13
Aired 12/18/71
S 2 : Ep 11
Aired 12/4/71
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