All in the Family

Season 2 Episode 14

The Elevator Story

Aired Unknown Jan 01, 1972 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Mike: I'd better go over to the Friedman building and try to find him at the insurance office. Ma, can you remember the name?
      Edith: Archie Bunker.

    • Archie: (trapped in an elevator; trying the elevator phone) Hello? Operator?
      Carlos: (to Archie) Señor?
      Archie: Operator?
      Carlos: Señor?
      Archie: Would somebody translate for this Spic here and tell him I'm trying to use the phone?
      Carlos: Is no need; this… uh… "Spic" speak English.
      Archie: Well, then you oughta know that I'm trying to call for help.
      Carlos: I try to tell you, the phone only rings in the janitor's office.
      Archie: Well, then, that's who I'm trying to call.
      Carlos: I am the janitor.

    • Mike: Ma, can you remember the name of the insurance guy?
      Edith: Um... It's a German name... Hinklemeyer. That's it.
      Archie: Hinklemeyer, okay.
      Gloria: Ma, are you sure that's the name?
      Edith: Yeah. Hinklemeyer, that's it... Or Swanson.

    • Carlos: Let me expplain something to you, Mister. 1: How many children we have is 'cause we love each other very much. 2: You talk very intelligent, Mister, but you're not so smart.

    • Archie: I saw a lot of action in the war.
      Hugh Victor Thompson III: During KP or latrine duty?
      Archie: As a soldier in the Army Air Corp, that's the only place we'd see you people.
      Hugh Victor Thompson III: As an officer in the Intelligence Division, I would never have seen you.

    • Archie: Good going there, Pedro.
      Carlos: My name is Carlos.
      Archie: Carlos it is, Pedro.

  • Notes

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