This episode consists on one continuous scene inside Archie's Place.
Archie: Don't tell me my father was wrong! Let me tell you something! Your father who made you...wrong? Your father, the breadwinner of the house...the man who goes out and busts his butt to keep a roof over your head, clothes on your back...you call your father wrong? Hey...hey. (shakes his head) Your father, that's the man who comes home, bringing you candy. Your father's the first guy to throw a baseball to you...and take you for walks in the park. My father, held me by the hand...he had a hand...(looks at his own hand) he busted it on me...
Archie: Let me tell you something. A grown man ain't supposed to take a bath in the nude with a little boy. Mike: Why not? Archie: Oh, geez. (holds his forehead) 'Cause when the little kid gives you the once-over there, it makes him feel so hopeless. Mike: (laughs) I don't think so. Archie: Well, maybe not in your case.
Archie: (to Meathead) You're the kind of guy who'd go to a John Wayne movie and route for the indians.
(Archie's fallen asleep and Michael covers him with a canopy) Michael: Goodnight Shoobootie.
Archie: I bet I'm not the first person to call you Meathead. Michael: You're the ONLY one that's ever called me Meathead. Nobody called me Meathead in school...everybody called me Michael. Archie: (sarcastic) Oh didn't you go to a swell school then? Michael: What'd they call you in school? Archie: Well, I went to school during the Depression, and we were poor, and I wore out one shoe. Well, I couldn't just wear one shoe, so my mother got me a boot, and I wore them to school, one shoe, one boot, so the kids called me Shoobootie.
Jean Stapleton and Sally Struthers do not appear in this episode.
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