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    sponge_bob14

    [1]May 18, 2007
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    Now Everyone It's Time For Ask Ashley! everyone  who was and stilll is a fan of ask ashley ( back when all that was funny in the 90s) write a funny letter you remember from the show or one you just make up!

    Dear Ashley,

                      i'm having a real problem... my mom asked me to make her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but i don't know how. do i put the jelly on first or the peanut-butter. and after that do i put the jelly side on top of the peanut-butter side or the other way around! i spent hours wondering about this Please help me Ashley

                                                            -love,Melanie

    Edited on 05/18/2007 4:46pm
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    coaster41395

    [3]May 19, 2007
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    Ha ha ha! I LOVE Ask Ashley!!

    Dear Ashley,

    Once a year, my family throws this big party, and all my friends are there. They put a cake in front of me, sing some song and give me presents. Ashley, why am I treated so special on this day?

    Sincerely, Max

    Ashley: Well Max, I do know the answer to that. IT'S YOUR STINKIN BIRTHDAY!! The day you were born you block-headed blockhead! Maybe, if you're lucky, next year somebody will give you a stinkin brain! (imitates Max) Hello I'm Max and it's my birthday and I'm confused and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

    That one was hilarious! I still remember it!

                                                    

    Edited on 05/20/2007 4:04pm
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    twinsthatrule

    [4]May 29, 2007
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    Okay. Do you ask then answer your own question?
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    coaster41395

    [5]Jun 9, 2007
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    twinsthatrule wrote:
    Okay. Do you ask then answer your own question?

    I answered, but I didn't make it up. It was on the show.

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    reiki650

    [6]Jul 11, 2007
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    ere is one I would ave loved to see...

    Dear Ashley, My frien, jenni and I both wear the same type of bikini. When she wears hers, she gets compliments, when I where the other one, People laugh at me. I don't know why. We are the same height and weigt so what is te problem?

    Yours truly,

    Ralph

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    basselope7

    [7]Jul 17, 2007
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    reiki650 wrote:

    ere is one I would ave loved to see...

    Dear Ashley, My frien, jenni and I both wear the same type of bikini. When she wears hers, she gets compliments, when I where the other one, People laugh at me. I don't know why. We are the same height and weigt so what is te problem?

    Yours truly,

    Ralph



    LOL!!! XD XD

    I loved the one about the "four-legged mystery."

    Oh, and sponge_bob14, I believe the question was,

    Dear Ashley,

    I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but I have a problem. Every time my mom makes me peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, the peanut butter is on the bottom, but I like jelly on the bottom. What should I do?

    Ashley: FLIP THE STINKIN' SANDWICH OVER!!!

    Oh, and I also like:

    Dear Ashley,

    My most favorite food in the whole wide world is pork and beans. Whenever my mom makes me pork and beans, it tastes great. But whenever I try to make it, I hurt myself. My teeth just cannot bite through the hard metal. What's wrong?

    Ashley: OPEN THE STINKIN' CAN!!!

    And:

    Dear Ashley,

    I am very hungry right now. I am so incredibly hungry. I cannot believe how hungry I am. Nothing is greater than my hunger. What should I do?

    ...Or something along those lines.
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    sponge_bob14

    [8]Jul 21, 2007
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    really funny classic!
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    inuya09

    [9]Aug 14, 2007
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    i miss the old all that with ask ashley soo much
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    wwecwcw

    [10]Oct 21, 2007
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    LOL. Still and will always love that segment!

    Dear Ashley, My friend's birthday is coming up. And I want to bake her a cake. Yours trully, Max

    Ashley: Well Max......... WHO STINKIN' CARES???? Oh look at me and I want to bake a cake! BLA BLA BLA! SEE, MAX, IF YOU WEREN'T SO DELUSIONAL, YOU WON'T BE WASTING MY LIFE!!!!
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    iamnotanerd

    [11]Nov 21, 2007
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    This one is a reference to the Family Guy 100th episode special:

    Dear Ashley, I have started watching Family Guy and noticed that Stewie, the baby of the family, is violent, evil, horny, and I don't think he's that cute. Now in my opinion, babies should be sweet and cute not violent, evil, horny, and ugly. Love, Mary(forgot the character's name)

    Ashley:Well Mary, I've only got one thing to say---IT'S A FRICKING CARTOON! That's like complaining about Bugs Bunny being tall and ugly instead of little and cute! (Mockingly)Oh, look at me, I'm Mary, I want cartoons to be realistic. God, get a life, woman!
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    Collegebound06

    [12]Feb 22, 2008
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    ask ashley was like 1 of my fav clips..right up there w/ good burger, pierre, and many others..i havent heard an ask ahley in years..is there anywhere i can find 1?
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    nicklover028

    [13]Apr 6, 2008
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    If you wanna see All That skits and episodes look in YouTube for:

    DJ Del 93

    Zelda Fan 85

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    davidt1993

    [14]Apr 6, 2008
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    AAAND SamuiHoshi
    Edited on 04/06/2008 7:22pm
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    Collegebound06

    [15]Apr 7, 2008
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    i love the one with the alaskan boy who goes outside in shorts and a short-sleeved shirt..ill put what i remember
    dear ashley,
    (pause)
    That's me!
    Dear Ashley,
    My name is ... and I live in Anchorage, Alaska. Every morning, I put on shorts and short-sleeve shirt and go outside and it's freezing. What should I do?
    Edited on 04/11/2008 10:01am
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    coaster41395

    [16]Apr 7, 2008
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    The sweater one is the funniest one.
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    davidt1993

    [17]Apr 7, 2008
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    Lol i wanna see the one with the peanut butter and jelly sandwich
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    Collegebound06

    [18]Apr 10, 2008
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    i dont remember that one
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    davidt1993

    [19]Apr 10, 2008
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    Collegebound06 wrote:
    i dont remember that one

    Remember the guy said like his mom fixed his sandwich with the peanut butter on the bottom and the jelly on top. But he wanted the jelly on the bottom and the peanut butter on the top. and then Amanda said, TURN THE STINKIN SANDWICH OVER!!

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    Collegebound06

    [20]Apr 11, 2008
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    oh yeah and i just saw the recent one..ask ashley 6 on your youtube w/ the letters about hair, shadow, and birthday lol so funny
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