Allen tries to pay Principal Gottlieb to go out on a date with him.
Allen Gregory's dream of a happy family are ruined when he finds his biological mother.
When Allen Gregory confuses his Hispanic classmate for a school maintenance worker, his teacher Gina takes teaching him a lesson into her own hands.
When Joel stays home sick, his popularity is threatened by Allen Gregory or takes his place as most popular kid in school.
Allen Gregory tries to find out why Joel Zadak asked Patrick to the dance, instead of him.
Allen Gregory's love for Principal Gottlieb grows as he tries to make a sex tape with her. Meanwhile, Julie gets help from Richard and Jeremy to become more popular at school.
A rich, smart, seven year old has a hard time fitting in at his new elementary school.