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    bendthisfire

    [1]Feb 22, 2008
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    I know there's a lot of them, I also know there are not a lot of people left here but for all its worth;

    "Listen very carefully I will say this only once"

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    MelbourneAussie

    [2]Feb 28, 2008
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    "You stupid woman!"

    Poor Edith. Rene wasn't very nice to her was he? Mind you I would have put cheese in my ears too if she started singing near me.

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    grahambza

    [3]Mar 13, 2008
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    Has to be "Rene, come out of the closet" in Season 5 when Rene is hiding in Lt Grubers wardrobe
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    ladybritcomfan

    [4]Jun 9, 2008
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    "Do you not see? That if we kill him with the pill in the till, by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau".

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    GiX_MiX

    [5]Jun 20, 2008
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    Herr Flick: (explainig why the forger he employed is no longer
    available)
    He fell out of a Gestapo car, over a bridge,
    onto a railway line, and was run over by the Berlin Express.
    It was an accident.

    this one is really funny

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    jackfloyd1973

    [6]Aug 25, 2008
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    hans geering(singing): hitler has only got one......

    klinkerhoffen: silence

    rene(to edith's mother): shut up you old bat.

    crabtree: "good moaning", "i was just pissing by".

    alfonse: oh my dicky ticker.

    Edited on 09/02/2008 7:05pm
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    Lukascookie

    [7]Dec 10, 2008
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    Geering: 'Tler!

    Michelle (to René & co): Listen very carefully, I shall say zees ony waance.

    Crabtree (entering the café, looking slightly cross-eyed): Good moaning. I have good nose.

    M. Alphonse (advertising his business): Swiftly and with s-t-y-l-e. (Sorry, but I had to space that last word, since it appears to be a forbidden word on this site. I don't know why.)

    M. Leclerc (in disguise): It is I, Leclerc!

    René (to Madame Édith): You stupid woman!

    M. Alphonse (in any conversation): ... my dicky ticker...

    Herr Flick of ze Gestapo (to Helga): You may kiss me.

    Yvette (said with a husky voice to René): Oh, René! 'Old me! .......

    .... and so on ... There are so many!

    Edited on 12/10/2008 4:35pm
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    ladybritcomfan

    [8]Nov 2, 2009
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    Lukascookie wrote:

    Geering: 'Tler!

    Michelle (to René & co): Listen very carefully, I shall say zees ony waance.

    Crabtree (entering the café, looking slightly cross-eyed): Good moaning. I have good nose.

    M. Alphonse (advertising his business): Swiftly and with s-t-y-l-e. (Sorry, but I had to space that last word, since it appears to be a forbidden word on this site. I don't know why.)

    M. Leclerc (in disguise): It is I, Leclerc!

    René (to Madame Édith): You stupid woman!

    M. Alphonse (in any conversation): ... my dicky ticker...

    Herr Flick of ze Gestapo (to Helga): You may kiss me.

    Yvette (said with a husky voice to René): Oh, René! 'Old me! .......

    .... and so on ... There are so many!

    Why would "****" be a forbidden word on here? See? It did it to me too. How retarded is that?

    Edited on 11/02/2009 12:32am
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    Lukascookie

    [10]Mar 21, 2010
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    • posts: 535

    Style style style ........ Tongue out


    Hey ! It seems to be ok now!

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