Allo! Allo!: Favourite Quotes

bendthisfire
[1]Feb 22, 2008
member since: 02/15/08
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I know there's a lot of them, I also know there are not a lot of people left here but for all its worth;

"Listen very carefully I will say this only once"
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MelbourneAussie
[2]Feb 28, 2008
member since: 09/09/07
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posts: 127
"You stupid woman!"
Poor Edith. Rene wasn't very nice to her was he? Mind you I would have put cheese in my ears too if she started singing near me.
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grahambza
[3]Mar 13, 2008
member since: 06/16/05
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Has to be "Rene, come out of the closet" in Season 5 when Rene is hiding in Lt Grubers wardrobe
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ladybritcomfan
[4]Jun 9, 2008
member since: 06/16/05
level: 36
rank: Young and Restless
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"Do you not see? That if we kill him with the pill in the till, by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau".
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GiX_MiX
[5]Jun 20, 2008
member since: 02/26/07
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Herr Flick: (explainig why the forger he employed is no longer
available) He fell out of a Gestapo car, over a bridge,
onto a railway line, and was run over by the Berlin Express.
It was an accident.
this one is really funny
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jackfloyd1973
[6]Aug 25, 2008
member since: 07/28/08
level: 4
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posts: 200
hans geering(singing): hitler has only got one......
klinkerhoffen: silence

rene(to edith's mother): shut up you old bat.

crabtree: "good moaning", "i was just pissing by".

alfonse: oh my dicky ticker.
Edited on 09/02/2008 7:05pm
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Lukascookie
[7]Dec 10, 2008
member since: 10/07/07
level: 9
rank: Door Number 2
posts: 617
Geering: 'Tler!
Michelle (to René & co): Listen very carefully, I shall say zees ony waance.
Crabtree (entering the café, looking slightly cross-eyed): Good moaning. I have good nose.
M. Alphonse (advertising his business): Swiftly and with s-t-y-l-e. (Sorry, but I had to space that last word, since it appears to be a forbidden word on this site. I don't know why.)
M. Leclerc (in disguise): It is I, Leclerc!
René (to Madame Édith): You stupid woman!
M. Alphonse (in any conversation): ... my dicky ticker...
Herr Flick of ze Gestapo (to Helga): You may kiss me.
Yvette (said with a husky voice to René): Oh, René! 'Old me! .......
.... and so on ... There are so many!
Edited on 12/10/2008 4:35pm
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ladybritcomfan

[8]Nov 2, 2009

member since: 06/16/05
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Lukascookie wrote:

Geering: 'Tler!

Michelle (to René & co): Listen very carefully, I shall say zees ony waance.

Crabtree (entering the café, looking slightly cross-eyed): Good moaning. I have good nose.

M. Alphonse (advertising his business): Swiftly and with s-t-y-l-e. (Sorry, but I had to space that last word, since it appears to be a forbidden word on this site. I don't know why.)

M. Leclerc (in disguise): It is I, Leclerc!

René (to Madame Édith): You stupid woman!

M. Alphonse (in any conversation): ... my dicky ticker...

Herr Flick of ze Gestapo (to Helga): You may kiss me.

Yvette (said with a husky voice to René): Oh, René! 'Old me! .......

.... and so on ... There are so many!

Why would "****" be a forbidden word on here? See? It did it to me too. How retarded is that?

Edited on 11/02/2009 12:32am

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Lukascookie
[10]Mar 21, 2010
member since: 10/07/07
level: 9
rank: Door Number 2
posts: 617
Style style style ........

Hey ! It seems to be ok now!
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