Michelle's Secret Love

Season 5, Episode 10, Aired

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Leclerc and Alphonse bring the duck (shot by Bertorelli) to the Cafe, to find it appears to only be stunned, not dead. Von Strohm and Gruber study a map of the Communist's sawmill and plan to storm it to recover the paintings. Michelle angrily reports that Rene's photo is useless since he photographed a blank map, but Rene has reached the end of his rope and decides to quit the resistance. To keep him in, Michelle reveals her hidden love for him and he relents. Gruber arrives to arrest Rene to be shot for the attempted poisoning. But Flick suspects the big-nosed French General of the poisoning, and heads off to find him.

Rene is offered many possible disguises with which to avoid the firing squad but he ends up disguised as the French general. Unfortunately Leclerc uses plastic explosive for the fake nose. Helga fetches Flick to capture the French General he suspects, but Rene's nose is accidentally ignited and he tosses it out into the street, just as Herr Flick arrives to take the full brunt of the blast.

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      • Crabtree: I hear that the Germans are licking for Ronnie. I have brought for him a disgeeze - it is a poloceman's outfart. Woring it, he can week out of the coffee and down the stroot. Wish him good lick from moo!

      • (the Germans discuss the French general) Colonel: He has a big nose. Herr Flick: All French generals have big noses. Helga: He is tall and dressed as a French general. Herr Flick: With this description we should be able to find him.

      • Bertorelli: Herr Flick, the secret-a police! I hear all about you. How are you gettin' on, eh? What for-a you tell me he a nasty man? He has a kind-a face, like a little angel! Take-a the seat and make-a yourself at home. What can we do for you? Flick: What I have to say for the ears of the Colonel, not for a Wop in a feather hat!

      • Mimi: There is an old country verse. It is very good luck when someone is dead to have a white duck at the end of ze bed. Stormtrooper: It is not white. Mimi: There is a war on.

      • (Alphonse takes the ducks temperature - by sticking a thermometer up its rectum) Rene: Well that has stopped him snoring. Edith: It may have interrupted a nice dream. Rene: Yes it probably started one, actually.

      • (working out a plan to escape) Fairfax: I have an idea running round my head. Carstairs: Well, trip it up and let's hear it!

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