Edith: Oh Captain Alberto, you know how to turn a girl's head. Rene: And a man's stomach. Bertorelli: Maybe after the war we make many little Albertos, huh? Edith: Oh, Captain! Rene: (turns to camera) If she can remember the recipe.
Bertorelli: Make-a the charge! (the soldiers growl at the captain who is right in the path of the bayonet-wielding troops) Bertorelli: (the troops charge and he runs for his life) Bloody hell.
Helga: I am taking my little baby Diddums for a stroll. Guard: Do not tell me you found zat on a doorstep. Flick: (removing his dummy) My name is Otto Flick of the Gestapo. One more crack like zat and you will be shot with the pistol concealed in my dolly.
Bertorelli: This-a terrible news! You tell that General Klinkerhoffen from me, if he do this to my friends, we, the Italian army will not invade England. Gruber: Yes, I am not sure that this would worry the General too drastically.
Lieutenant Gruber: What about Helga? We promised to cut her in. Colonel Von Strohm: We will cut her out. They don't like women in the Vatican. Lieutenant Gruber: It sounds quite an amusing place.
René: A suicide pill? Michelle: Take it without delay. René: What happened to the bright flame that will never die? Michelle: You know too much. When they arrest you in connection with the disappearance of the generals, they will torture you. You may reveal my identity. René: Well then, why do you not take it and then it will not matter?
Rene (trying not to take the suicide pill given to him by Michelle): I am not taking this pill - Edith, help me! Edith: I will get you a glass of water!
Once again, the order of appearance is incorrect. Kim Hartman appeared on screen before Guy Siner, and Jacqueline Ashman should have been credited after Kenneth Connor.
This is the first episode to feature outside location filming since The Jet-Propelled Mother In Law.
On the dvd (region 2) this episode is called "Who's For the Vatican?"
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