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Season 5 Episode 7

Post-Matrimonial Depression

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Aired Unknown Oct 15, 1988 on BBC
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Post-Matrimonial Depression
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Edith is upset since her plot to secretly re-marry René has backfired. René himself is far more upset, though, as he learns that Denise has escaped from the mine shaft where Michelle held her captive. It is not long before a Communist hit squad shows up at the Cafe to get back at René, but Edith and the others tell them that René is dead. René then has to dress up like and old man so he can pose as his own father. Meanwhile, Von Strohm is worried since René is the only one who knows where the paintings are, so he orders Helga to follow and protect him and write down his last words in case he should end up dead. So of course Helga has to don a costume too; dressing up as a hooker (plus a mechanical poodle and Gruber dressed as her pimp). Herr Flick gets involved too; assigning Von Smallhausen to take pictures of everyone René comes in contact with. Despite all of this, Denise and her girls manage to capture him in front of everybody. Luckily for René, though, Denise realizes that the failed marriage attempt wasn't his fault - it was the fault of Edith, Mimi and Yvette! She announces her intention to kill all three women before dumping René out of her Communist truck as she leaves town to campaign for head of the Comunist party.moreless

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SUBMIT REVIEW
    Guy Siner

    Guy Siner

    Lieutenant Hubert Gruber

    Gorden Kaye

    Gorden Kaye

    René Artois

    Carmen Silvera

    Carmen Silvera

    Edith Melba Artois

    Vicki Michelle

    Vicki Michelle

    Yvette Carte-Blanche

    Sue Hodge

    Sue Hodge

    Mimi LaBonq (Seasons 4 - 9)

    Kirsten Cooke

    Kirsten Cooke

    Michelle Dubois

    John Rutland

    John Rutland

    Clock Repairman

    Guest Star

    Phoebe Scholfield

    Phoebe Scholfield

    Communist Girl

    Guest Star

    Richard Bonehill

    Richard Bonehill

    German Guard

    Guest Star

    Moira Foot

    Moira Foot

    Denise Laroque

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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    • TRIVIA (4)

    • QUOTES (7)

      • Denise: I have bad news, I must go to Lyons for the Party conference. I have been nominated to be Party chairman.
        Rene: Oh dear, can you not get out of it?
        Denise: No. All is ready for me. The ballots have been rigged, the moderates are under lock and key. The democratic
        process must take its course. But I shall return, for revenge, and for love!
        Rene: I can hardly wait.

      • Crabtree: Will you please stop bonging the bill! Or I shall lick you up for disturbing the puss.
        Rene: Officer Crabtree, it is I, Rene Artois. Will you lock me up, please?
        Crabtree: Are you confessing to some cream?
        Rene: Yes, cream galore.
        Crabtree: In that curse, you must fill in a foam. Here is a list of creams. I will tick what you have din. Murder?
        Rene: No.
        Crabtree: Minslaughter?
        Rene: No.
        Crabtree: Roop?
        Rene: No.
        Crabtree: Biglory? Biglory with minaces? Handbog snitching? Arsin?

      • Edith: Rene! Rene! He is dead! He is dead!
        Rene: I am not dead, you silly cow!

      • René: The head of the Communist Resistance is trying to kill me.
        Colonel Von Strohm: Don't worry, you'll get used to it. They are trying to kill us all the time.

      • René: Excuse me. Is this the secret headquarters of the Gestapo?
        Von Smallhausen: It was until now.

      • Officer Crabtree: To be honest, we're not at all satisfied with these De Gaulle Resistance people. We're thinking of taking our business elsewhere. The communists seems to have more go in them.
        Fairfax: Communists? I don't like the sound of that. Daddy could lose his seat.
        Officer Crabtree: Parliament?
        Fairfax: Wimbledon!

      • René: Can't you see that I am my father?

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