René: I am, of course, trying to put out of my mind the 257 exploding Christmas puddings which are still in my cellar, each one marked "Best before D-Day". Whatever that means...
René: What foolish notions have you put in the empty head of my wife? Monsieur Alphonse: She is not your wife. You are dead. René: Who says so? Monsieur Alphonse: I do. I am the undertaker, I buried you. René: Well, I am a very dissatisfied customer.
Captain Bertorelli: You are too early. I'm not ready. You are too fast-a for the pasta!
Officer Crabtree (reporting that a boat is coming): London is sending you a collopsible dongy. Rene: I already have one of those.
On the British dvd (region 2) this episode is called "Wedding Bloss".
Michelle: London wishes to initiate Operation Waterloo. Edith: Waterloo? Michelle: Well, London said it was a word every Frenchman knows. René: You have to give them full marks for tact. The Battle of Waterloo (1815) may mark a great victory for the British, for the French it meant the end of Napoleon Bonaparte's ambitions.
User Score: 863
User Score: 345
User Score: 272
User Score: 224
User Score: 193
User Score: 70
User Score: 33
User Score: 32
User Score: 22
User Score: 18