Goof: Leclerc says Madame Fanny has blown the door off the wardrobe, yet when we go upstairs, it's on the hinge where it should be.
Discussing the german uniforms being made by a tailor after being thrown in a fire by two british airmen trying to escape
Colonel Von Strom: Rene, when are we getting our new uniforms
Rene: they are being made by the finest tailors in all of London
Helga: London?
Colonel Von Strom: Helga the less you know the better
Rene: Unfortunately the tailor had to go to a Barmitzvah
Helga: A Jewish tailor?
she smiles and stuffs some cheese in her ears
(Edith and Fanny are singing together) Officer Fairfax: My God Carstairs! It is a terrible war!
(Fairfax and Carstars are watching Madame Fanny drinking nitroglycerin and singing) Officer Fairfax: I say Carstairs, the old girl is a bit of a go, isn't she? Officer Carstairs: Let's hope they don't give her anything else. Between the onion soup and that drink she's even more dangerous than the flack over Berlin!
(René, Maria and Yvette witnessed chickens exploding; only the rooster stayed alive) René: You are looking at a walking legend.
Leclerc: That drink---it made your momma very frisky. Edith: What happened? Leclerc: She got out of bed, went to pick up her slippers, and blew the door off the wardrobe.
(Edith served nitroglycerin thinking it was a beverage) Edith: I have given some to my mother, and the chickens! René: Oh no! This is disaster! Those are the only chickens we have!
Col. Von Strohm: This is disaster. Can you imagine the stink in Berlin---Von Klinkerhoffen met by two onion sellers. Cap. Hans Geering: Hitler will do his nut!
René: Meet me in the coal cellar. Maria: But I get so dirty in there. René: Yes, I know!
(arguing about seniority) Capt. Hans: In these clothes we are equal! Col. Strohm: On the contrary! My onions are bigger than your onions, and I have two rows!
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