Lieutenant Gruber: General Von Klinkerhoffen, in the interest of improving relations with the peasants, has ordered Captain Bertorelli to marry Madame Edith. René: No? Lieutenant Gruber: Yes! René: Why pick on her? And then again, why pick on him?
Lieutenant Gruber: If I can save anyone from the torture of matrimony, I will. René: If only you'd been around 25 years ago. Lieutenant Gruber: I only I had ...
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