Allo! Allo!

René: Who is this Monsieur Maurice? Edith: He owns the hotel grand place and a cafe. René: Why does she want you to marry him? Fanny: He has a bigger one than you have. Edith: But Rene does more behind the bar. Yvette: This is true.

(In the hen house) Fairfax: Carstairs... that cockerel hasn't taken his eyes off you for the last hour. Carstairs: I suppose sitting in this position, he thinks I'm going to lay an egg. Fairfax: I wish you would. I'm dashed hungry.

Herr Flick: Were there any peasants present at the execution? Col. Van Strohm: A few, Herr Flick. Herr Flick: Did you take their names? Col. Von Strohm: Did you take their names, Hans? Cap. Geering: Uh, I think there was one called Bobby.

Fanny: Edith? What are you going to do about the airmen in my wardrobe? Edith: There are no airmen in your wardrobe. We have hidden them in the hen house. Fanny: Airmen in the hen house? Sometimes I think I'll go round the twist.

Fanny: Now that René is dead, have you found his will? Edith: Mamma, he is not dead. He is down below. Fanny: Ah, well. The life he led, I am not surprised. Now, Edith, you must marry again. Why do you not marry Monsieur Maurice? He owns the hotel grand place. He has a café... Edith: Mamma, René is not dead. Fanny: He has a bigger one than René.

Col. Van Strohm: Ah, Helga, sit down. Have you seen Herr Flick of the Gestapo? Helga: Yes, I carried out your instructions. I told him Rene has been shot, and his twin brother has arrived from Nancy to run the cafe. Col. Von Strohm: Did he believe you? Helga: After some interrogation. Col. Von Strohm: Why did he interrogate you? Helga: It was raining so we decided not to go out.

René (About his fake twin brother): Yes, we are both from Nancy. We're just a couple of Nancy boys.