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(the gang pretend to be British)
Fairfax: Hello!
Carstairs: Hello.
Rene: Bang on!
Edith: Wizard prang!
Yvette: Pip pip!
Maria: Toodle-oo!
Michelle: Chocks away!
Von Strohm: Hello... old fruit!
Hans: Hitler... has only got one...
Von Klinkerhoffen: SILENCE!
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(delivering the good and bad "nose")
Crabtree: "I have hashed up the shatting of the two tits.
The Gestapo are hoovering round the graveyid, disgeezed
as a nan, a boshop and a Roman Catholic Farter."
Edith: "Where are the airmen?"
Crabtree: "They have taken spades, they have crapped
along the tunnel, and are dogging."
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(speaking of Hitler)
Rene: There is nothing worse than a bad-tempered decorator.
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Von Smallhausen: You have an incredible brain, Herr Flick!
Flick: Do not be a little crawler.
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Yvette: René, I know how you must feel when I am with other men, but do not worry. All the time I am thinking of you.
René: And when I am with my wife, all the time I am thinking of you. (pauses) It does not work.
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(Herr Flick and Helga are dressed as a priest and a nun.)
Girl: Please, Father, I have sinned. I have joined a house of ill repute where many wicked girls cavort in scanty clothes and are being naughty with men.
Herr Flick: Well, what am I supposed to do about it?
Helga: You must give to this wicked girl a penance.
Herr Flick: I see. Go home and say one hundred Heil Hitlers.
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Captain Hans Geering: How long will you go on not speaking to me? This has not happened to me since I was a small boy and they sent me to Coventry. This is a terrible thing to a small boy when you are at school in Düsseldorf.
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Captain Hans Geering: One has to keep up appearances. It is not always easy you know. Goose-stepping about, shouting and ranting. It is hard to be a conquering hero when it is not in your nature.
Rene: Why do you do it?
Captain Hans Geering: It is Hitler. He's a very demanding chap.
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Hans (noting his surroundings as they emerge from the tunnel): The tunnel has come out in England!
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(after a long line of English phrases from the other non-Brits in the POV camp)
Hans (to the melody of "Colonel Boogie" from The Bridge of the River Kwai): Hitler has only got one...