Michelle: Where are the batteries? René: Down the trousers of Lieutenant Gruber. Michelle: Does he know? René: He does now. He crossed his legs and shorted himself out.
Lieutenant Gruber: Supposing the spark of the batteries had exploded the dynamite down my trousers! I have not even made a will. René: You would have died intestate.
(René explains that Yvette was accidentally locked in the larder.) Edith: It happened to me once. My heart fluttered like a wild pigeon. I screamed and screamed, but nobody came. René: We thought you were singing.
Helga (complaining about the weapons hidden in her blouse): And how do you account for this dynamite in my bosom?
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