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Von Klinkerhoffen comes to report that the German Generals will be arriving for a conference to plan the British invasion, and Rene is told by Michelle that he will end up doing the catering for the conference and that he must photograph the plans, and send them by duck.moreless
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Guy Siner
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
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Gorden Kaye
René Artois
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Carmen Silvera
Edith Melba Artois
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Vicki Michelle
Yvette Carte-Blanche
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Sue Hodge
Mimi LaBonq (Seasons 4 - 9)
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Kirsten Cooke
Michelle Dubois
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QUOTES (11)
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Italians: (in unison) We are mean-a, we are tough, we can never get enough!
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(the Italian captain deals with his troops) Bertorelli: No smoke-a the fag when you make-a the attention!
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Crabtree: I have seen one of these before. It is a long distance dick.
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Rene: Your bosoms are like little rocks. Mimi: I have hand grenades in my pockets.
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(after being caught with Yvette) Rene: How dare you enter my private pantry! It is a Frenchman's perogative to have a go at the servants!
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(on seeing Edith dressed as her mother) Rene: The moth has turned back into a very old caterpillar.
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Gruber: May I say that I am most relieved that you no longer have to disguise yourself as a bent old man. Rene: I was just old.
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Von Smallhausen: The end of ze world is niiiigh! Vengeance is miiiine! And a little bit of what you fancy does you gooood!
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Mimi: Do not worry, Madame Edith. You stay out of sight. Tonight I will sing in your place. Edith: No, I shall sing as usual, whatever fate throws at me. René: It is usually bread rolls and bits of cheese.
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Mimi (asking Leclerc what key Edith uses): What key does she sing in? Leclerc: I have never been able to determine!
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Michelle: The bird which will carry the photographs of the aircraft back to England has arrived. Rene: Well make sure you label it well; my wife cooked the last pigeon. Michelle: Oh it's not a pigeon, the Germans are shooting them down. Rene: What is it then? Michelle: It is a long distance duck!
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NOTES (1)
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On the dvd (region 2) this episode is called "The Arrival of the Homecoming Duck".
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ALLUSIONS (1)
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(Fairfax thinks his parents would have a fit if they knew he was in jail) Carstairs: How will they know? It's not going to be in The Tatler. The Tatler is a British society magazine for the upper classes, originally founded in 1709 by Sir Richard Steele. From the 1940s to the late 1960s, the magazine was titled Tatler & Bystander and was filled with news and pictures of high society balls, charity events, race meetings, shooting parties, fashion and gossip.
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