Goof: After coming through the secret passage behind the cupboard in the German's base, Edith has to hide behind the side of the cupboard from a German solider who walks past. In the long shot, Edith's hands are on the side of the cupboard and the wall molding, but in the close up, her hands are clutching her cardigan.
(talking to Gruber) Hans: "You have an engaging, sparkling personality... a roguish smile! What German General could resist you at one o'clock in the morning, with a bottle of whisky in your pyjamas?"
Rene: Edith, give him five hundred francs from the till and tell him to pass off.
Gruber: Oh dear, is there anything I can do? Von Klinkerhoffen: Yes, wind up ze gramophone and enjoy yourself. And if you do not fancy zat one, zere's a spare in ze wardrobe!
(upon hearing Gruber was ordered to demolish Rene's cafe if he did not talk) Hans: "Threaten to drive a tank through your café? The German swine!"
(Maria shows the General the large knockwurst sausage she was delivering to Gruber) Von Klinkerhoffen: "There really is nothing straightforward about you Gruber, is zere..."
General Von Klinkerhoffen: You were found snooping around the grounds of my headquarters. What were you doing there? Maria: I had a rendezvous with Lieutenant Gruber. General Von Klinkerhoffen: A most unlikely story!
Colonel Von Strohm: Hans, you have been to staff college. How do you get a sausage out of a wardrobe in a general's dressing room? Captain Hans Geering: Hmm, I think I must have been away that day.
Helga: I didn't know you had girls in the Gestapo? Herr Flick: Who do you think types the threatening letters?
René (about Leclerc): The man with the thousand faces... all the same.
This episode is considered an all-time classic and was repeated after the BBC2 special "The Return Of 'Allo 'Allo!" on April 27th 2007.
Song: Edith tries to sing "It's a Long Way To Tipperary", the 1912 song that became a big hit during World War One.
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