Ally McBeal

(on an office meeting) Ally: Uh, thanks everybody for coming. Sorry about the short notice but it's important. Nelle: (ironically) You're changing your hair color?

Richard: All right, uh, everybody's here. Seats please, I have an announcement. Nelle: Don't tell me, you changed your name to Fish, McBeal... and Bump. Lisa: Oh, that hurts my feelings, Morgan. Nelle: I apologize, Debbie.

Ally: Hey. My, my, my flight is... So I'm gonna leave now. And, uh, you know this isn't a good bye, so if anybody is particularly emotional... Nelle: (sarcastically) My dam vanes is about to break. Ally: You know, Nell, you are the biggest fraud I've ever met. You have a huge heart and you don't fool anybody and... I'm gonna miss you.

Billy: You're OK? Ally: Hi. Well, I must not be OK, otherwise you wouldn't be here. Well I summon you up when... whenever I'm, I'm... (A beat) You know I'm, I'm fine. How can I help you? Billy: Living without me is one thing, living without them... Ally: Maddie needs to go and I'm her mother. You have to do what you have to do. That, That's a Ally McBeal-ism. Are you seeing anyone up there? Billy: I'm not supposed to be giving out insight information Ally, but uh, your life... it all works out. Ally: Yeah, it's working out Billy. It's been... working out.

Georgia: Hey. So, he actually got married. (pointing to Richard) Ally: He did an hour ago, and he's still married.

Richard: I think, uh, one of the reason I wanted to get married today is there's a risk Ally might not make it back in June. I was unwilling to assume that risk. (To Ally) Ally, the Biscuit said that my marrying Lisa today was worthy of you. I would agree. Without your influence I don't think I would be open to the... well, the insanity that just causes me to go with what I feel. And I know what I feel. I love you Lisa. And I'm betting on that love, as new as it is.

Ally: Wait, wait, wait. You two are... getting married? Lisa: You know what they say Ally, after the age of thirty we have better chance to be struck by a lightning...

Therapist: Do you what's a 3-Way is? (Ally keeps staring.) Miss McBeal? Ally: Yeah, it's when, uh, three people engage in a... Therapist: ...a phone call. Ally: A phone call.

John: Well where is she? She calls a meeting and she doesn't show up. Wilson: Easy little guy.

Ally: You know Richard I don't have any time. Richard: Why? Because Maddie is missing her friends? Ally: (angry) Maddie is cracking up! Richard: It could be genetic.

(While Ally and Maddie are packing, the dancing baby appears, wearing a NY baseball outfit; Rudy Gulliani, ex-mayor, Hillary & Bill Clinton also appear) Ally: Oh, no. (to the dancing baby) What, what, you think you're funny? No, no, no, no! (to half-naked Rudy Gulliani) And you, it's not your moment, OK? (to Hillary Clinton) And you, you're not even from New York! (Hillary makes an angry face as Bill laughs.)

John: This is ridiculous. Reverend: The harness keeps me from falling; the tug wakes me up. So I won't miss a bit! John: Am I the best man or the designated rope tugger?