Ally McBeal

Larry: Hey, birthday girl, you want to dance? Ally: I just feel so easy. Larry: Well, I did bring Sting.

Corretta: That's noble. What's up with that? Sting: What, rock stars can't be noble?

Louis: I feel so inadequate. Melissa: Louis, haven't I always told you what a vigorous lover you are?

Richard: I got Cindy Margolis downstairs. I think she's gonna let me touch her. You can watch if you want. Ally: As hard as that is for me to resist...

Nelle: My father always told me we should embrace our God-given looks. Howard: That must have been quite the challenge.

Ally: That stupid dancing baby is back and I was just trying to kill it. I'm fine, Renée.

Ally: Make her jealous. Richard: That's a little juvenile. Ally: Works. Richard: How do I do it? Ally: Shopping. Richard: Sorry? Ally: Yeah, well, the first that thing a woman does with a new boyfriend is redresses him, so if you go out and get some new clothes she'll think that there's somebody else.

Dr. Hobey: He asked for Barbra Streisand. Howard: You gave me Karl Malden!

Larry: Your honor, you can't be serious. Judge Walsh: Mr. Paul, despite my perky nature I am quite capable of being serious.

Corretta: You're Sting. Sting: Yes.

Richard: Where's Ally? Mark: Elaine says she called in older.