Ally: I just won't be able to take you leaving again.
Larry: Which works out well, because I don't plan to.
Elaine: I want us to do a number together.
Mark: Elaine, I don't sing.
Elaine: I'll teach you. If you love me you'll do a number with me. I want to be hot like them.
Elaine: Come on, Renée's a bigger tramp than me! (looks at Mark) Than I used to be.
Mark: Got it.
Dr. Tooth: Married?
Dr. Tooth: Ever been?
Dr. Tooth: Him?
Dr. Tooth: Children?
Dr. Tooth: The mother?
John: He's an objectionable little man who makes good points, damnit.
Ally: You are gonna kiss her, like a gentleman, and then you're gonna leave, like a gentleman, and then you're gonna call tomorrow, like a gentleman, and then you're gonna make dinner plans. Kiss her.
Jackson: I maintain, you got issues.
Nelle: Is he prepared to stay home? Give up his job? Scrape pieces of vomit off the little burpy blanket? Aspirate the mucus out of its little plugged nose? Wipe its bottom clean from lime green poopy?
John: You certainly hit the big issues.
Renée: My hand just kinda slid down a little.
Ally: What do you mean it slid down a little?
Renée: It slid...
Ally: It slid, oops, or it slid, I moved it?
Renée: I moved it.
Ally: Frontal or backel?
Sister Alice: I imagine he'll be quite frisky. Probably picking out his little condom as we speak. Does he wear a condom, sweetheart, or are you on the pill? They have pills for men now. Did you know that, honey? Well, they've got little pills for everything. If he can't get firm they've got a little Viagra pill. Now they have other little tablets to make little spermy soldiers shoot blanks. Six weeks, he's probably got the whole artillery lined up.
"Helpless" performed by Vonda Shepard
"(Sweet Sweet Baby) Since You've Been Gone" performed by Sy Smith
"Until You Come Back To Me (That's What I'm Gonna Do)" performed by Lisa Nicole Carson and Taye Diggs
"Try to Remember" performed by Vonda Shepard
"What I Did For Love" from A Chorus Line, performed by Jane Krakowski and Vonda Shepard
"For Once In My Life" performed by Vonda Shepard
Episode Title: "Falling Up"
Falling Up is a Christian rock band. Their music, which they call "pash rock", combines rock, metal, strings, and R&B.