Ally McBeal

Larry: (to Ally) If I so much as look at you I'll never get on the plane.

Richard: My winning streak stopped at one. Bugger!

Judge Walsh: It is a very sad day in my life, in this court, when I find myself agreeing with Mr. Fish. But today, I do.

Sam: You remember when I told him how I cry? Ally: Yeah. Sam: He's already found a way to forget that. That's what he does.

Ling: Do you think she could be falling for him? He is a salsa dancer. Richard: She fell for a murderer. Ling: At least he was a doctor.

Richard: You have to understand, even homophobes like me endorsed same-sex unions in Vermont. Rick: Why? Richard: We want all the gays to move there. Rick: Really? Richard: Yes, if they're going to, uh, better in thick wooded areas where... you know.