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(Victor is cooking dinner when Maddie mentions she saw a tip in Victor's Men's Health instructing a man to cook a woman dinner to "get some")
Ally: So, that's what this is all about - you plan to bed me down?
Victor: You are so funny.
Ally: I'm being serious.
Victor: I know you're serious - that what makes it so funny. It was your idea for me to cook.
Ally: (pauses) Right.
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Ally: Well, you know, I don't really feel like going out but if you wanted to cook, I'd eat it.
Victor: Why are you so good to me?
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(Ally is having a hallucination when Maddie walks in)
Maddie: Why are you talking to the door?
Ally: (looks around) Uh, I do that sometimes, I talk to doors, windows, ceilings, whatever.
Maddie: Do they ever talk back?
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Richard: Ally's not coming in again?
Elaine: Well, she'll be here, but-
Richard: But what? She's a partner now!
Elaine: Evidently Maddie was caught smoking at school.
Richard: What? She's ten!!
Claire Otoms: I better not catch her doing that around me - I'm flammable!