Ally McBeal

Foreman: We find in favor of the plaintiff and order the defendant to write a blank check.

Glenn: The real fools are the ones who are too practical for their own happiness.

Ling: I need smarter contestants.

Frances: Where am I? Richard: You're in my hole, Frances.

Glenn: I had a dream about you last night. Ally: Duh, I was there. Remember?

Raymond: What do you think of me and Jenny? Richard: Hard to tell, really. Could be 'cause I don't care. How do I get to the mother?

Frances: I'm also told you have this amazing little dwarf here called the croissant.

Jenny: I kissed him. Raymond. I welcomed his fat horny tongue all the way back to my esophagus. I'm a total slut.

Jenny: It's possible I might be attracted to the guys who are wrong. Ally: Jenny, the wrong ones can't hurt you. It's the right ones, they're the killers. Raymond: What about you and the thin mint? Glenn: She thinks I'm a boy and she's not inclined to date somebody she doesn't see a real future in. Raymond: That bitch.