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Liza Bump: Sorry I'm late. Pedestrians. I brake for them. New Year's Rezzy.
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Nelle: (about Liza Bump) Jon, we have to get that little bitch!
Jon: Have no fear, Nelle, she is a bagel!
Nelle: (pause) What?
Jon: I meant to say toast. No fear!
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(Ally is interviewing Todd for a position at the firm)
Todd: Why aren't you listening to me?
Ally: Sorry?
Todd: You want to convince me to come here and you seem bored.
Ally: I'm sorry, it's not you, I'm just a little distracted buy something else.
Todd: The sex date?
Ally: What?
Todd: People talk, especially in your unisex. What's the big problem?
Ally: Let's just stick to the interview!
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Ally: (to Victor) I don't want to go too fast and blow you. It! IT!!
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Richard: Does this mean you're coming back?
Jon: If I must.
Richard: Gracias.
Jon: De nada.
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(Ally is irritated to find a potential lawyer for the firm she is interviewing tomorrow has shown up today to "check the place out")
Ally: What are you doing here?
Todd: I just told you that, but even if I hadn't, shouldn't the wooer be at least feigning a little excitement to the wooee? Of course, I'm a litigator so my compass is probably more finely tuned to human behavior. Do you ever get to court, Ally?
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Claire Otoms: By the way, have you and Victor had a little 'chafing of the loins' yet?
Ally: Uh, um, no, but, uh, thanks for asking.
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Ally: (about her and Victor) We're coming up on the third date - the sex date.