Ally McBeal

Seymore: (to Ally) Go tell your boss I want pants! While you're at it, tell them to throw in a penis. Paula: Seymour. Seymore: Men make the best lawyers! Does that make me a chauvinist?

Sam: There are some people who meet that somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try.

Ally: We will go into court if that's what you want. But we have to be honest about something. This could be terribly painful. Seymore: Lean forward, skirt-less. Lean forward. My wife died. My son went to court and had me declared incompetent. Now, what kind of pain do you have in store for me that I don't already know about?

Ally: [Seymore] still loves his wife. He wants to continue experiencing it and sharing it. And maybe that makes him crazy, but we should all be so lucky to end up with somebody who has a little bit of that insanity. Somebody who never lets you go. Somebody who... cherishes you... forever. Talk about a legacy. Loving somebody forever. That's a legacy.